1. Suffocating everyone around you with Axe:
2. Taking pictures with your friends like this:
3. Spending 25 minutes finding the perfect CD:
4. Having a wardrobe full of these brands:
5. And belts like this:
6. Literally just drawing all over yourself and your friends:
And all over your shoes:
And all over your backpack:
7. Adding as many X's as you possibly could to a screen name or email:
Or having an email like this:
8. Ringtones in general:
9. Shootin' up lead:
10. Hoping and praying someday you'd get a Razr:
11. T-9:
12. Overdramatic PDA displays:
13. Filling your iPod Nano with the PERFECT songs:
14. Burning CDs:
15. Bands that may or may not have been sexual in nature:
THEY DON'T MEAN THAT, MOM.
16. Calculator insults:
17. Being a Pop Punk Princess:
Or a Popped Collar Prince:
18. Wearing Livestrong bracelets:
19. Quoting Napoleon Dynamite in every conversation:
20. Having your entire sexual life consist of this:
Or this:
21. Finding the perfect away message:
22. Drawing this EVERYWHERE:
23. Spending hours customizing your Myspace even though no one gave a shit:
Or hours taking surveys even though people gave even less of a shit:
24. And, of course, not having internet everywhere you went:
