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What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard Someone Say In Their Sleep?

“Did you find the bear?”

While being around a sleep-talker can keep you up, it can certainly be worth it for the hilarity.

Maybe your boo randomly uttered something (kind of?) endearing like, "I love you, no matter what you drop in the toilet."

Perhaps your roommate in college terrifyingly shot up in bed and yelled, "We have to diffuse the bomb — right now.”

Or maybe you were drifting off to sleep when suddenly your husband whispered, "Did you find the bear?"

I suppose the insomnia they cause is forgivable. So tell us: What's the craziest thing you've heard someone say in their sleep?