I’m sorry but Michaels Sucks Compared to the Awesomness of Hobby Lobby!
I’m sorry but Michaels Sucks Compared to the Awesomness of Hobby Lobby!
Incredible!! Totally Love it!
Man this would’ve made a great episode of House M.D.!!! I miss House so much!
I had a customer die on me. When I was in my early 20’s I worked for a Telemarketing service. One day I was making calls and a young adult picked up the phone. I started off my pitch asking is Mr _______ Home? The person who picked up the phone said, yea just a moment. I could hear them yelling in the background for that person. “Dad You have a phone call” Then things got weird, the kid started freaking out, Dad … Dad…. He’s Not Breathing… Then they hung up the phone. All I could do was put down the headset and walk away. I don’t think I lasted another week after that.
I think he needs to make a plea to people who design doll clothing. Although the doll looks great he may have a hard time convincing young girls to purchase the product if the clothing and accessories are lackluster.
An “Average” body type is okay, although we all come in different proportions and I hope that the Lammily doll will have more than just one body type. I’m curious to why a little girl would want to play with a doll who resembles a 19 year old woman. Maybe a dolly that looks like their mommy? or a kid their own age? 19 year old girls are hardly exciting, unless you are a teenage boy. 19 year old’s are either still in college, or struggling to become independent. I’m not knocking the product, its just when you attempt to make a doll that is realistic, you need to attribute it to something real. What is Lammily’s goals, does she have a job, what is her lifestyle, does she have a story that girls can be excited about?
If you look at the over priced American Girl Dolls, they all have a story and a theme that girls can relate to or learn to relate to. Many of the dolls are themed to teach girls about strong girls in History. The American girl doll does not have breasts, is short and looks like a young girl. The only problem with them is they cost a bundle. Another issue I have is where is the male counterpart for this doll? Male dolls have been blown out of proportion when it comes to muscles and physique. Female Dolls get skinnier with bigger boobs and Male dolls get more thick and ripped. Men have problems with body image as well. Although men do not play with Barbie dolls, this seems a little one sided. Why is a Man concerned about the way in which women are treated, when he should be also concerned about the way masculine body types are perceived.
If you work during your lunch break and do not report it, Wal-Mart will fire you. If you go in and adjust your hours, they will make you go home early so you do not make any overtime. Most cashiers literally have to run from the front of the store to the back so that they do not get stopped in the aisle by customers, they only get X amount of time for breaks because other people are waiting for their turn. You are very lucky you didn’t lose your job.
I love comments about the weather. Its a beautiful day outside! I’m sorry sir, I wouldn’t know that because I’ve been in this giant box store for the past XX Hours. I see daylight for 15 minutes on my drive here, and its dark by the time I leave :)
Finger spacing is something that’s done at Wal-Mart. You go to each rack, and make sure that every single hanger is exactly one finger space apart. You can always tell when the overnight crew puts too much merchandise out on the floor when they can not finger space the rack.
Children playing in the racks after you just got done finger spacing them. Apparently Parents don’t give a shit if their child uses the merchandise as a play place. Adults/Teenagers inside of the shopping carts. (I hope they break their necks) unfortunately if they did get hurt, it would take money from our bonus check at the end of the year. Wal-Mart had a cash incentive bonus to prevent accidents. NO YOU MAY NOT BRING YOUR ENTIRE CART INTO THE FITTING ROOM! (as they wait until you are not at the counter and run like hell to sneak into a room) Healthy Adult Men asking me to carry out their bags of soil/fertilizer/grass seed to their cars because they do not want to get dirty. Finding out that someone let their kid barf behind a display of car seats is a great nightly bonus when stocking. Adults and Teenagers bringing clothes into the dressing room so they can see their friends cross dress and chuckle about it because it’s so fun. And then I have to clean it up, because they never buy anything. For some reason our Wal-Mart was a popular place to kill time. The Junkies who enjoy spending long hours roaming the store tweaking. (and of course you have to keep an eye on them) I had one woman tweaking for 6 hours in my department, she sat on the floor counting and recounting a bunch of lipstick and random makeup items and then she would put them in a shopping cart and they would fall out and she would do it all over again. Parents who send their children to the toy department so they can get some peace. The Customers who run over people and knock down entire displays with their rascal scooters. I’ve had my foot ran over several times. Finding someone’s Nasty Bra under the rack, because they grabbed a new one, put it on and walked out of the store. (yes, I’ve found used underwear too) Returned Merchandise from various stores that smell like cat/smoke/mold and for some reason the customer service desk allowed the customer to get their money back on it. oh Yea, “I’ve had this TV for 6 months, I’m moving back to Africa because I graduated, I need to return it” “What do you mean I cant get my money back? Bring me your manager!!!” Facepalm
I’m so glad I no longer work at Wal-Mart.
I love the nickname Mayhem, its a badass name. That kid is going to take over the world :) She’s already got a great name for a brand!
You got: Friedrich Nietzsche.
You think that morality is relative and don’t think that people should subscribe to a common set of beliefs. You believe that everyone should be given the opportunity to develop their own set of rules to abide by.
I have no words for how bad this list is.
The lack of contrasting font colors and blurriness is making the graphic designer in me cringe.
I’m so confused, my mind says yay something new, but the headache I have says No Fucking Way In Hell!
#13 While you are in the Middle of an MMORPG Instance/Raid/PVP Battle and on Skype or Ventrilo. (There is nothing more entertaining than listening to a couple squabble while your running through a Dungeon.)
#14 Rush Hour Traffic.
#15 In a Library
#16 During a Hangover
#17 After Oral surgery (actually that would be pretty funny)
I’m a chick and I’m perfectly cool with most of these products, these products are mostly Unisex at best. Btw, most men I know will buy a stinky dollar store candle instead of a $6 dollar unscented one.
50 products that I just skimmed through and will quickly forget.
Something about this quiz seems lazy.
Its like Ed Hardy threw up on them. The idea is good, but less is more.
I would suggest Bath and Body Works Vanilla Bean Noel. If you can get it before it sells out because it is seasonal. Btw #11 can be found at Walgreens and #14 I know is sold at Wal-Mart.
two thumbs up for Jay Z’s replacement!!!!!
I ran across #4 in a clearance bin at Jo-Ann fabrics a couple months ago.
No Bacon, no French Toast no deal.
You got: The Wicked Witch of the West You have a way with animals. Once you’ve fixated upon something you want, you’ll stop at nothing to get it. Fears include darkness and water.
I completely agree with the review on “The wolf of Wallstreet. That movie was an awful snore-fest. Rich people doing stupid things with money,….the end.
Yea, I have no idea who in the hell #8 is.
If this show is as bad as these pick up lines, I’m not even going to bother.
You will eventually find my body buried under an avalanche of fun fur yarn.
Incubus - I Miss You (Acoustic)
Jeffrey Gaines - In Your Eyes (Live)
Billie Jean - Chris Cornell Cover
I Got The Crow Soundtrack *sweet* I wore out 3 copies of that CD.
ugh, this made my head hurt, someone fire the chick with the white mop on her head.