DannyJane

I don't accept Angelina Jolie's interpretation (awesome wings notwithstanding). There is only ONE Maleficent and she is terrifying!

My 5/10" best GF always rubs my face in it. One time we were going around the side of her house and she ducks down to walk under the window a/c, misses and bangs her head on it hard enough to raise a big lump. After swearing rather colorfully for a moment she called back to me to… Read More

Am I the only one who found the idea of an ancient immortal lusting after a barely pubescent girl more than a little ooky? Not that I wasn't affected by it, mind you... ...or hadn't had similar feelings about literary characters when I was her age... ...or anything.

1. Flower crowns are so much more versatile than mouse ears. ~ and better looking too. Lessee do I want to wear fresh blossoms or rodent ears... 2. The Renaissance Faire is an even more magical place to visit. ~ And the magic people will play with you too...even if you AREN'T… Read More

The best maker of all was Godric, but Eric would do because Godric taught him how to be a GOOD maker.

I didn't do hippie in the 60s so I'm doing it now.

*sigh* Once a dance kid, ALWAYS a dance kid. Why do I say that? Because I was a dance kid from From age 4 through 12--1952 to 1960! (to save you the math--I'm 65!) True, a lot of products weren't available (Gel toe protectors? We used lamb's wool!) and sequins never appeared… Read More

Yer nuts. Useless, unattractive, stupid Naveen at #3? Yep. Yer nuts. To be sexy you have to have brains and this lump doesn't. If Tiana hadn't been there he'd've ended up some crow's dinner. Give me independent, smart, brave Philip overadozen Naveens. What self-respecting… Read More