1. So it was Daddy’s sperm and your egg that made me, and Papi’s sperm and your egg that made my new sister? Wow, that’s so nice you gave them both a turn! Daughter, Age 6
2. How does the penis get INTO the vagina if it’s always just flopping around- same daughter, age 6
Breastfeeding after having pierced nipples... milk came spraying out of 3 holes and it was a real life milk explosion in the babies mouths... and they loved it ?
My husband was at Merrill Lynch on Wall Street in 2008 when it crashed... we lost everything, filed for bankruptcy. He left finance and went into education but landed back in finance recently, and we had to work so hard to get back on our feet with two kids after going from 6 figures…
4 Master’s degrees, a second (and successful) marriage, a second child, relocating from NYC to the Bay Area, reaching my 7th year of teaching, my Administration credential for the state it California, oh and I’m currently working on my Doctorate at USC.
My 3 yr old was having a convo with a friend at preschool, and the friend told her “my dad says a funny word: dingle” and my daughter says, “you wanna hear something funny my dad says? F*CK YOU!” ???♀️
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