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The reason Jack Dawson wasn't on the passenger ledgers is that he

Go buy a lottery ticket. Having never gotten the sh*tz from Taco Bell, you must be the luckiest person on the planet. ? You also must be blessed by an ancient alien God. Eating Taco Bell is like playing Russian Roulette with your D.I. tract. ?

When I was a youth, I attended a Church with multiple Tongan, Samoan & Tahitian families. They would often joke amongst each other about going on hunts for "long pig" on each others islands. My mother was pretty tight with the women from several families. She & my father were… Read More

The best advice I received as a new parent was about getting the baby to sleep through the night. When the baby wakes up in the night, for any reason, keep all the lights off and do not make any sound. If the baby needs a feeding, feed it in the dark and do not talk to it or engage… Read More

When a person has the right financial backing *cough* (daddy) *cough*, it's a breeze to hire the best producers & talent to be "cool". ?

I can relate to several of these whisper confessions. I had a successful career in commercial art and completely burned out. While it paid the bills & fed the family.... It killed my love of art. Having to be creatively on all the time, like at the flip of a light switch on, at… Read More

My granny used to say "The smaller the wedding, the longer the marriage". Being 45 now, I've witnessed lots of divorces of big ticket weddings. $500,000 for a 1 year marriage was the ultimate. Friends of mine that went to the court house now have 26 years of joy. Think carefully about… Read More

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Blame it on No Doubt or blame it on Sublime, but by the middle of the 1990s, very little of the music that was described as ska had anything to do with Jamaican dance music of the early '60s. Too many bands whose sole connection to the musical style had beenafew singles by the… Read More