When I was younger I didn’t quite grasp the whole “passing zone” concept while driving so when the passing zones came up I just thought that the people had run out of paint and would come back to paint the rest of the lines when they got more.
8 year old girl, as soon as she walks into the cabin for the first time, said nonchalantly: “I’m a sleep fighter. I almost choked my grandma once because I was asleep.”
So not me but my sister. She was 3 at the time and my mom was driving me to school. My mom said to me, "Chloe, does something stink like poop to you?" and I said "Yeah, it does." Then my poor little sister in the most childish voice ever goes, "Mommy, I farted and it bubbled." My…
You know what? I'm a big fan of the USWNT. I flipped out when I watched them lose. Hope Solo hadn't been doing well at all during the olympics. I'm not sure why they just didn't bring the other goalie in. She was being butthurt because she knows that if she had stopped one of the…
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