Sharting (v): When you think you're letting out a fart but it's definitely NOT JUST A FART.
Truth is, sharting happens. Sometimes you get more than you bargained for.
So, let's tell sharting stories because sharting is always funny.
Perhaps you were taking a test, felt like you could get away with letting one loose, but, oh dear, you definitely did not get away with it.
Or maybe you were on a date and five bites into your fettuccine alfredo when you felt a fart. Your date went to the bathroom so you let it out: it was a shart.
