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Everyone's journey is different - and I took a pretty different approach! After years of dieting, losing weight, gaining it back, and just feeling ill all together, I decided to get a vertical sleeve gastrectomy. A lot of people say this is the easy way out, but it is not. 80% of… Read More

I love that man. I hope to one day find his doppelganger.

I was at this bar waiting in line for the bathroom, and in between the doors there was a pay phone without a receiver. This guy walked up to it, pretended to pick up a phone call, looked me dead in the face and said "Oh, hey - yeah I can't talk right now I'm looking at the most beautiful… Read More

Good Times at Davey Wayne's in LA. You drive up to this house and there's a garage sale - you tell the guy sitting on the lawn chair that you're there to party. You walk into the garage, and enter the bar THROUGH A FRIDGE. You're then in the living room and it's basically the 70's.… Read More

I'm so glad someone else picked up on Wes Anderson's clapping. It reminded me of the beloved cartoon "Salad Fingers".

My older brother has an almost perfect GPA in college - I just got accepted into UF and he's applying too... YAY, another thing he's gonna beat me at! *cries*

The clown from IT really did it for me. I remember having dreams of Ronald McDonald trying to kill me in the play area. I am 24 and refuse to walk over drains or any type of sewage/water system on the ground because I will kick that fucker in the face... because he exists lol.

I was with this guy and we were making out in my car. Things were getting steamy and all of a sudden.... he bites the SHIT out of my cheek! I'm not talking nibble, or a playful bite - it was like he was angry. Needless to say I asked him politely to exit my vehicle and went the fuck… Read More