"You must be a friend" said Corduroy. "I've always wanted a friend."
"Me too" said Lisa, and gave him a big hug.
From the children's classic Corduroy by Don Freeman
A woman bought a pair of expensive flip flops and decided to wear them out of the store, about an hour later she brought them back and told me they hurt her arches so she wanted to return them. She put them on the counter and there was foot gunk, like dried skin mixed with sweat gunk.…Â
My Patagonia capilene base layer, I found it for $3 at a thrift store, I've had it for about 4 years, but the tags on the inside say it's from spring of 94. That's 22 years old
The last page of the book Corduroy, Corduroy says that he has always wanted a friend, and the little girl who just brought him home replies "me too" Way to rip my heart out on the last page.. That little girl didn't have any friends until she brought home this little bear.
I was putting the milk my wife had just pumped into the fridge, I took the pump off of the bottle, put the cap on and put the bottle into the dryer. I was about to start the dryer when I realized what I had done.
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