Are you bougie with a lot of money, or can you slice someone’s throat without disturbing your pearls?
Donna Martin graduates! Donna Martin graduates!
Ross Hull — the actor who played Gary on Are You Afraid of the Dark? — is reprising his role, just in time for Halloween.
Because red wine is amazing.
Because white wine is amazing.
TNT didn’t cancel Dallas without leaving its fans with a few unanswered questions and unresolved cliffhangers. #SaveDallas
In case the marathon of #EverySimpsonsEver on FXX has you wondering where each episode ranks in order of cromulence.
Robin Williams died on Monday at the age of 63.
Because in the ’80s and ’90s, Nickelodeon was known for three things — Stick Stickly, getting slimed, and throbbing, unrequited sexual tension.
Because laughing is what makes you not a zombie.
John Milhiser left Saturday Night Live this week, becoming the latest cast member to be let go after just one season. Let’s look back at his legacy of classic characters he’ll be leaving behind.
In case your enormous tuition payments weren’t enough of a clue.
Because every group of friends has a Muriel Heslop — so if you don’t think your group has one, chances are it’s you.
Submitted for the approval of the internet, Ross Hull — who played original Midnight Society leader Gary — has posted a teaser trailer related to the classic SNICK series.
Because you weren’t going to accomplish anything this President’s Day weekend anyway.
If you were born and raised in New York City, chances are you have no idea how to use the following things… and are strangely proud of it.
Watch him go from stand-up comic in L.A. to SNL featured player in seven minutes.
Don’t think you know how to write twenty-two minutes of smart, original, and well-crafted television? Don’t worry — neither do the writers of Family Guy!
Because the incredible story of your Saturday night can only be expressed in 16 bits.