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The Definitive Ranking Of All 552 Episodes Of "The Simpsons"

In case the marathon of #EverySimpsonsEver on FXX has you wondering where each episode ranks in order of cromulence.

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552. Saddlesore Galactica

Season 11, Episode 13

551. Kill the Alligator and Run

Season 11, Episode 19

550. Bart to the Future

Season 11, Episode 17

549. Simpson Safari

Season 12, Episode 17

548. Bart-Mangled Banner

Season 15, Episode 21

547. Helter Shelter

Season 14, Episode 5

546. It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge

Season 11, Episode 21

545. Beyond Blunderdome

Season 11, Episode 1

544. The Bonfire of the Manatees

Season 17, Episode 1

543. Sunday, Cruddy Sunday

Season 10, Episode 12

542. New Kids on the Blecch

Season 12, Episode 14

541. I'm Goin' to Praiseland

Season 12, Episode 19

540. The Lastest Gun in the West

Season 13, Episode 12

539. The Mansion Family

Season 11, Episode 12

538. Pokey Mom

Season 12, Episode 10

537. Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"

Season 10, Episode 8

536. Little Big Mom

Season 11, Episode 10

535. When You Dish Upon a Star

Season 10, Episode 5

534. Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing

Season 24, Episode 12

533. Pray Anything

Season 14, Episode 10

532. A Tale of Two Springfields

Season 12, Episode 2

531. Alone Again, Natura-diddly

Season 11, Episode 14

530. Homer vs. Dignity

Season 12, Episode 5

529. Monty Can't Buy Me Love

Season 10, Episode 21

528. Take My Wife, Sleaze

Season 11, Episode 8

527. The Old Man and the "C" Student

Season 10, Episode 20

526. The Parent Rap

Season 13, Episode 2

525. Maximum Homerdrive

Season 10, Episode 17

524. Co-Dependents' Day

Season 15, Episode 15

523. Brother's Little Helper

Season 11, Episode 2

522. Large Marge

Season 14, Episode 4

521. Brawl in the Family

Season 13, Episode 7

520. Bye, Bye Nerdie

Season 12, Episode 16

519. Eight Misbeavin'

Season 11, Episode 7

518. Homer the Moe

Season 13, Episode 3

517. Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder

Season 11, Episode 6

516. Missionary: Impossible

Season 11, Episode 15

515. Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass

Season 16, Episode 8

514. Dude, Where's My Ranch?

Season 14, Episode 18

513. The Strong Arms of the Ma

Season 14, Episode 9

512. Children of a Lesser Clod

Season 12, Episode 20

511. Faith Off

Season 11, Episode 11

510. D'oh-in' in the Wind

Season 10, Episode 6

509. Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play

Season 17, Episode 22

508. The Frying Game

Season 13, Episode 21

507. Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays

Season 15, Episode 8

506. That '90s Show

Season 19, Episode 11

505. Whiskey Business

Season 24, Episode 19

504. Viva Ned Flanders

Season 10, Episode 10

503. Day of the Jackanapes

Season 12, Episode 13

502. A Star Is Born-Again

Season 14, Episode 13

501. Homer's Odyssey

Season 1, Episode 3

499. All Singing, All Dancing

Season 9, Episode 11

498. Moe Goes from Rags to Riches

Season 23, Episode 12

497. The Fabulous Faker Boy

Season 24, Episode 20

496. The Yellow Badge of Cowardge

Season 25, Episode 22

495. Adventures in Baby-Getting

Season 24, Episode 3

494. Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em

Season 18, Episode 3

493. Mommie Beerest

Season 16, Episode 7

492. Beware My Cheating Bart

Season 23, Episode 18

491. Yokel Chords

Season 18, Episode 14

490. Pranksta Rap

Season 16, Episode 9

488. The Changing of the Guardian

Season 24, Episode 11

487. Days of Future Future

Season 25, Episode 18

486. The Seven-Beer Snitch

Season 16, Episode 14

485. The Wettest Stories Ever Told

Season 17, Episode 18

484. Penny-Wiseguys

Season 24, Episode 5

483. The Heartbroke Kid

Season 16, Episode 17

482. The Fat and the Furriest

Season 15, Episode 5

481. You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee

Season 25, Episode 16

480. A Star Is Torn

Season 16, Episode 18

479. To Cur with Love

Season 24, Episode 8

478. Home Away from Homer

Season 16, Episode 20

477. What to Expect When Bart's Expecting

Season 25, Episode 19

476. Treehouse of Horror XVI

Season 17, Episode 4

475. Jazzy and the Pussycats

Season 18, Episode 2

474. Homer's Paternity Coot

Season 17, Episode 10

473. Tennis the Menace

Season 12, Episode 12

472. We're on the Road to D'ohwhere

Season 17, Episode 11

471. Treehouse of Horror XI

Season 12, Episode 1

470. Moe'N'a Lisa

Season 18, Episode 6

469. My Fair Laddy

Season 17, Episode 12

468. She Used to Be My Girl

Season 16, Episode 4

467. Bart Has Two Mommies

Season 17, Episode 14

466. Simple Simpson

Season 15, Episode 19

465. See Homer Run

Season 17, Episode 6

464. Goo Goo Gai Pan

Season 16, Episode 12

463. I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings

Season 19, Episode 4

462. The Boys of Bummer

Season 18, Episode 18

461. Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore

Season 17, Episode 17

460. Gone Abie Gone

Season 24, Episode 4

459. How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?

Season 22, Episode 7

458. Love, Springfieldian Style

Season 19, Episode 12

457. Regarding Margie

Season 17, Episode 20

456. The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer

Season 18, Episode 1

455. Gump Roast

Season 13, Episode 17

454. The Daughter Also Rises

Season 23, Episode 13

453. Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife

Season 17, Episode 15

452. Lisa Goes Gaga

Season 23, Episode 22

451. At Long Last Leave

Season 23, Episode 14

450. Some Enchanted Evening

Season 1, Episode 13

449. Treehouse of Horror XVII

Season 18, Episode 4

448. Love Is a Many Strangled Thing

Season 22, Episode 17

447. All's Fair in Oven War

Season 16, Episode 2

446. Homer Goes to Prep School

Season 24, Episode 9

445. G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)

Season 18, Episode 5

444. My Big Fat Geek Wedding

Season 15, Episode 17

443. Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times

Season 18, Episode 11

442. Pygmoelian

Season 11, Episode 16

441. Donnie Fatso

Season 22, Episode 9

440. Million-Dollar Abie

Season 17, Episode 16

439. The Color Yellow

Season 21, Episode 13

438. Treehouse of Horror XII

Season 13, Episode 1

437. The Real Housewives of Fat Tony

Season 22, Episode 19

436. Future-Drama

Season 16, Episode 15

435. Rome-Old and Juli-Eh

Season 18, Episode 15

434. Black Eyed, Please

Season 24, Episode 15

433. Crook and Ladder

Season 18, Episode 19

432. Today I Am a Clown

Season 15, Episode 6

431. He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs

Season 19, Episode 1

430. Treehouse of Horrors XXII

Season 23, Episode 3

429. Midnight Towboy

Season 19, Episode 3

428. Insane Clown Poppy

Season 12, Episode 3

427. Take My Life Please

Season 20, Episode 10

426. Treehouse of Horror XVIII

Season 19, Episode 5

425. Four Great Women and a Manicure

Season 20, Episode 20

424. Husbands and Knives

Season 19, Episode 7

423. Stop, Or My Dog Will Shoot

Season 18, Episode 20

422. Dial 'N' for Nerder

Season 19, Episode 14

421. Thursdays with Abie

Season 21, Episode 9

420. The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly

Season 20, Episode 17

419. Smoke on the Daughter

Season 19, Episode 15

418. On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister

Season 16, Episode 11

417. Treehouse of Horror XIII

Season 14, Episode 1

416. Papa Don't Leech

Season 19, Episode 16

415. This Little Wiggy

Season 9, Episode 18

414. Brake My Wife, Please

Season 14, Episode 20

413. Apocalypse Cow

Season 19, Episode 17

412. Double, Double, Boy in Trouble

Season 20, Episode 3

411. The Homer of Seville

Season 19, Episode 2

410. Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts

Season 23, Episode 2

409. Dangerous Curves

Season 20, Episode 5

408. The Bart Wants What It Wants

Season 13, Episode 11

407. The Burns and the Bees

Season 20, Episode 8

406. No Loan Again, Naturally

Season 20, Episode 12

405. Pranks and Greens

Season 21, Episode 6

404. In the Name of the Grandfather

Season 20, Episode 14

402. Simpsons Christmas Stories

Season 17, Episode 9

401. Waverly Hills, 9-0-2-1-D'oh

Season 20, Episode 19

400. Worst Episode Ever

Season 12, Episode 11

399. Coming to Homerica

Season 20, Episode 21

398. Treehouse of Horror XIX

Season 20, Episode 4

397. Old Yeller-Belly

Season 14, Episode 19

396. Treehouse of Horror XIV

Season 15, Episode 1

395. Lost Verizon

Season 20, Episode 2

394. The Man Who Grew Too Much

Season 25, Episode 13

393. Homer the Whopper

Season 21, Episode 1

392. Judge Me Tender

Season 21, Episode 23

391. Married to the Blob

Season 25, Episode 10

390. Chief of Hearts

Season 21, Episode 18

389. MyPods and Broomsticks

Season 20, Episode 7

388. American History X-cellent

Season 21, Episode 17

387. Them, Robot

Season 23, Episode 17

386. Lisa the Drama Queen

Season 20, Episode 9

385. The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed

Season 21, Episode 16

384. Loan-a-Lisa

Season 22, Episode 2

383. Million Dollar Maybe

Season 21, Episode 11

382. Treehouse of Horror X

Season 11, Episode 4

381. Gorgeous Grampa

Season 24, Episode 14

380. Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart

Season 23, Episode 15

379. Once Upon a Time in Springfield

Season 21, Episode 10

378. Wedding for Disaster

Season 20, Episode 15

377. The Spy Who Learned Me

Season 23, Episode 20

376. The Devil Wears Nada

Season 21, Episode 5

375. The Winter of His Content

Season 25, Episode 14

374. How I Wet Your Mother

Season 23, Episode 16

373. Specs and the City

Season 25, Episode 11

372. Rednecks and Broomsticks

Season 21, Episode 7

371. Any Given Sundance

Season 19, Episode 18

370. Labor Pains

Season 25, Episode 5

369. The Scorpion's Tale

Season 22, Episode 15

368. Four Regrettings and a Funeral

Season 25, Episode 3

367. The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants

Season 23, Episode 7

366. Milhouse of Sand and Fog

Season 17, Episode 3

365. Replaceable You

Season 23, Episode 4

364. The Fool Monty

Season 22, Episode 6

362. My Mother the Carjacker

Season 15, Episode 2

361. Postcards from the Wedge

Season 21, Episode 14

360. The Saga of Carl

Season 24, Episode 21

359. The Kid Is All Right

Season 25, Episode 6

358. What Animated Women Want

Season 24, Episode 17

357. Moms I'd Like to Forget

Season 22, Episode 10

356. White Christmas Blues

Season 25, Episode 8

355. Hardly Kirk-ing

Season 24, Episode 13

354. A Tree Grows in Springfield

Season 24, Episode 6

353. Moonshine River

Season 24, Episode 1

352. I'm with Cupid

Season 10, Episode 14

351. Treehouse of Horror XV

Season 16, Episode 1

350. How I Spent My Strummer Vacation

Season 14, Episode 2

349. Margical History Tour

Season 15, Episode 11

348. A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love

Season 13, Episode 4

347. Marge's Son Poisoning

Season 17, Episode 5

346. The Fight Before Christmas

Season 22, Episode 8

345. The Monkey Suit

Season 17, Episode 21

344. Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson

Season 23, Episode 10

343. Dangers on a Train

Season 24, Episode 22

342. The D'oh-cial Network

Season 23, Episode 11

341. Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)

Season 18, Episode 7

340. The Ned-Liest Catch

Season 22, Episode 22

339. How the Test Was Won

Season 20, Episode 11

338. Flaming Moe

Season 22, Episode 11

337. Lisa the Tree Hugger

Season 12, Episode 4

336. The Bart of War

Season 14, Episode 21

335. Treehouse of Horror XXI

Season 22, Episode 4

334. The Ziff Who Came to Dinner

Season 15, Episode 14

333. You Kent Always Say What You Want

Season 18, Episode 22

332. Moaning Lisa

Season 1, Episode 6

331. Elementary School Musical

Season 22, Episode 1

330. Bart Gets a "Z"

Season 21, Episode 2

329. Angry Dad: The Movie

Season 22, Episode 14

328. The Blunder Years

Season 13, Episode 5

327. Midnight Rx

Season 16, Episode 6

326. Moe Letter Blues

Season 21, Episode 21

325. A Midsummer's Nice Dream

Season 22, Episode 16

324. Father Knows Worst

Season 20, Episode 18

323. The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace

Season 10, Episode 2

322. Yellow Subterfuge

Season 25, Episode 7

321. Homer's Night Out

Season 1, Episode 10

320. The Wife Aquatic

Season 18, Episode 10

319. Smart & Smarter

Season 15, Episode 13

318. The Sweetest Apu

Season 13, Episode 19

317. Lard of the Dance

Season 10, Episode 1

316. Sweets and Sour Marge

Season 13, Episode 8

315. Girls Just Want to Have Sums

Season 17, Episode 19

314. Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade

Season 14, Episode 3

313. Days of Wine and D'oh'ses

Season 11, Episode 18

312. Tales from the Public Domain

Season 13, Episode 14

311. Last Tap Dance in Springfield

Season 11, Episode 20

310. The Regina Monologues

Season 15, Episode 4

309. The Book Job

Season 23, Episode 6

308. Kill Gil, Volumes I & II

Season 18, Episode 9

307. The Falcon and the D'ohman

Season 23, Episode 1

306. Simpsons Tall Tales

Season 12, Episode 21

304. Fat Man and Little Boy

Season 16, Episode 5

303. Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words

Season 20, Episode 6

300. The Principal and the Pauper

Season 9, Episode 2

299. Barting Over

Season 14, Episode 11

298. Boy Meets Curl

Season 21, Episode 12

297. All About Lisa

Season 19, Episode 20

296. Mobile Homer

Season 16, Episode 13

295. Weekend at Burnsie's

Season 13, Episode 16

294. Mayored to the Mob

Season 10, Episode 9

293. Dark Knight Court

Season 24, Episode 16

292. To Surveil with Love

Season 21, Episode 20