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    15 Reasons White Wine Is Better Than Red Wine

    Because white wine is amazing.

    1. Because white wine won't stain your clothes or your carpet when you spill it.

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    And you will spill it.

    2. Because white wine won't stain your teeth, either.

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    Smile!

    3. Because Liz Lemon drinks white wine.

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    Liz Lemon's "funky juice" recipe: white wine + ice cubes + Sprite. Store in a thermos next to your toilet.

    4. Because white wine won't make you as sleepy.

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    Compared to red wine, white wine contains less melatonin -- the hormone in grape skins that makes you tired.

    5. Because only a real men drinks white wine.

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    Man up, bro.

    6. Because white wine goes better with Chicken McNuggets.

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    They pair really well with a dry Chardonnay.

    7. Because white wine is part of a balanced breakfast.

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    Breakfast of champions!

    8. Because white wine tastes better ice cold, right out of the fridge.

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    ^^ Nicole Byer

    9. Because white wine can be used to clean and disinfect your kitchen.

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    Science proves wine is a natural antimicrobial -- which is why it's often better to drink the wine than the water in a foreign country.

    10. Because white wine works better in a water cooler.

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    Drink up!

    11. Because white wine travels better.

    12. Because white wine is more sophisticated than red wine.

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    If you don't understand why, you're probably a red-wine drinker.

    13. Because white wine goes better with a bubble bath.

    14. Because white wine is better for drowning your sorrows.

    15. Because Kristen Wiig is the patron saint of white wine GIFs.

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