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A physician I used to directly work underneath, twistedly got fired from the large private practice that we were working for. On his last week, our small team took him out for happy hour to celebrate our positive experience working with him. Two weeks later he unexpectedly died from… Read More

Technically didn’t become a bridesmaid, but the bride did ask me to plan the bachelorette party because “I would plan a really fun one” and she didn’t trust her bridesmaids to plan it. That ended our 13 year friendship. And I didn’t attend the wedding.

Long distance relationships are my favorite. Cardi B says it best “He cums more when I see him less”

Parks and Recreation, Season 4 Episode 7 “The Treaty” when Ben and Leslie are arguing about staying friends after breaking up. Ben: “You can’t just pick and choose the parts of relationship that you like as if it’s a buffet” Leslie: “Why not?!” Ben: “That’s selfish, you’re being obtuse”.… Read More

“Real men love curves only dogs love bones” is the biggest hypocritical body shaming statement out there. I hate it when I see that meme on my Facebook, and it pops up on its own. Men are going to like what they like in regards to size. I’ve had guy friends who preferred bigger women,… Read More

I used to make a big deal out of being a single girl on Valentines Day, until a guy unexpectedly showed up to my apartment with flowers and gave me an undying love speech. Then I stopped caring about the holiday.

When my best friend from high school told me she was getting married with already having her big things (dress, colors, flowers, locations) and paid for. Then telling me that I wasn't a bridesmaid ... but still wanted me to plan her Bachelorette party because she knew "I would plan… Read More

We had been sleeping together on and off for about 2 years. He came over one night and I told him I wanted more, but he told me he wasn't in a position to be getting in a relationship. The next night I went to a Royals game and standing in the concession stand line before the game… Read More

I stop drinking alcohol and caffeine as soon as I can when I start noticing my symptoms of depression. Since alcohol is already a depressant, that just fuels the fire, and caffeine only enhances the anxiety of feeling depressed. Sometimes I even deactivate my social media accounts… Read More

I met him on Tinder, on our way to the preseason KC Chiefs home opener he proceeded to tell me that he slept with one of my friends, and told me about how much his smokers cough had improved from switching to vapes for 2 weeks instead and that the tickets to the game were FREE. Parking… Read More