Welcome to the land of excessive rainfall.
You don’t know me, but we’re gonna be married.
It ain’t easy being on the Eh-Team.
He’s not like all the other dads. He’s a cool dad.
As a wise man once said, “having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card!”
Grab your plates, boys and girls, cause you’re about to get SERVED!
Stop trying to make “fetch” happen. It’s not going to happen.
Bad b*tches like her are hard to come by.
Today is a good day, folks.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the library (stu)dying.
First World Problems? There’s a spell for that.
Keepin’ it classy AND sassy.
Read this post, ya little nasty.
Before you finish the series and don’t know what to do with your life anymore…
“When in Rome,” “YOLO,” and all that jazz.
Because coffee is your daily grind. Literally.