Sorry for the pun-pernickles haha again, very sorry.
Because she’s always inspired me.
Yeah, we had some free time on our hands.
Because this is important.
Mike Tomlin stepped on the field last night and ruined a potential TD return. Sadly, this wasn’t the first time he’s done this.
Sadly, all of these are real.
To test if people function better drunk or stoned, I got really drunk one night and then really high on another night and made this video.
As told by me, the greatest person in the world.
Probably not, but give it a try anyway.
Grow up (v.): Waste your entire life on meaningless jobs for the rare chance to earn enough to live like you never grew up in the first place.