Yeah, we had some free time on our hands.
Because this is important.
Mike Tomlin stepped on the field last night and ruined a potential TD return. Sadly, this wasn’t the first time he’s done this.
Sadly, all of these are real.
To test if people function better drunk or stoned, I got really drunk one night and then really high on another night and made this video.
As told by me, the greatest person in the world.
Probably not, but give it a try anyway.
Grow up (v.): Waste your entire life on meaningless jobs for the rare chance to earn enough to live like you never grew up in the first place.
Use this Tweet Cheat Sheet to explore the wide array of species that live in the Twit-O-Sphere. #binoculars not included.
Wink! Did I just say wink out loud?
Get your comfort food ready.