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    Posted on Oct 13, 2015

    12 Bread Puns That Are A Complete Waste Of Your Time

    Sorry for the pun-pernickles haha again, very sorry.

    1. "Before I break down and rye, I want to say I loaf you."

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    So sorry.

    2. "Ciabatta stay away from me. I don't want naan of that."

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    Again, sorry.

    3. "Whole-y grain, you bread my mind!"

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    Still very sorry.

    4. "I'm a wrapper, so I get dough."

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    Deepest sympathies for the previous pun.

    5. "You knead me in your loaf."

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    OK. Almost done. Apologies.

    6. "Biscuit's the yeast I could do."

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    LOL just kidding, there are lots more. Very sorry.

    7. "Baguette ready to lose. You're toast."

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    Ugh. Sorry.

    8. "Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."

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    Bad. Very bad.

    9. "Challah if you see me in the streets."

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    OK this is seriously almost done.

    10. "They bánh mì from their restaurant!"

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    Sorry. Please don't run away, Derek. Is your name Derek? Did I guess that? That's going to be really cool for someone who's reading this like "WHOA. My name is Derek! HOW DID THIS WEIRD BREAD PUN POST KNOW IT WAS ME?" I see you, Derek. Look out behind you! Hahaha just kidding. Maybe.

    11. "You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."

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    Sorry, Derek. One more?

    12. "Crust me, I'm on a roll."

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    BYE.