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12 Bread Puns That Are A Complete Waste Of Your Time

Sorry for the pun-pernickles haha again, very sorry.

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1. "Before I break down and rye, I want to say I loaf you."

So sorry.
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So sorry.

2. "Ciabatta stay away from me. I don't want naan of that."

Again, sorry.
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Again, sorry.

3. "Whole-y grain, you bread my mind!"

Still very sorry.
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Still very sorry.

4. "I'm a wrapper, so I get dough."

Deepest sympathies for the previous pun.
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Deepest sympathies for the previous pun.

5. "You knead me in your loaf."

OK. Almost done. Apologies.
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OK. Almost done. Apologies.

6. "Biscuit's the yeast I could do."

LOL just kidding, there are lots more. Very sorry.
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LOL just kidding, there are lots more. Very sorry.

7. "Baguette ready to lose. You're toast."

Ugh. Sorry.
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Ugh. Sorry.

8. "Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."

Bad. Very bad.
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Bad. Very bad.

9. "Challah if you see me in the streets."

OK this is seriously almost done.
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OK this is seriously almost done.

10. "They bánh mì from their restaurant!"

Sorry. Please don't run away, Derek. Is your name Derek? Did I guess that? That's going to be really cool for someone who's reading this like "WHOA. My name is Derek! HOW DID THIS WEIRD BREAD PUN POST KNOW IT WAS ME?" I see you, Derek. Look out behind you! Hahaha just kidding. Maybe.
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Sorry. Please don't run away, Derek. Is your name Derek? Did I guess that? That's going to be really cool for someone who's reading this like "WHOA. My name is Derek! HOW DID THIS WEIRD BREAD PUN POST KNOW IT WAS ME?" I see you, Derek. Look out behind you! Hahaha just kidding. Maybe.

11. "You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."

Sorry, Derek. One more?
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Sorry, Derek. One more?

12. "Crust me, I'm on a roll."

BYE.
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BYE.