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    12 Bread Puns That Are A Complete Waste Of Your Time

    Sorry for the pun-pernickles haha again, very sorry.

    1. "Before I break down and rye, I want to say I loaf you."

    2. "Ciabatta stay away from me. I don't want naan of that."

    3. "Whole-y grain, you bread my mind!"

    4. "I'm a wrapper, so I get dough."

    5. "You knead me in your loaf."

    6. "Biscuit's the yeast I could do."

    7. "Baguette ready to lose. You're toast."

    8. "Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."

    9. "Challah if you see me in the streets."

    10. "They bánh mì from their restaurant!"

    11. "You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."

    12. "Crust me, I'm on a roll."