1. "Before I break down and rye, I want to say I loaf you." Thinkstock So sorry. 2. "Ciabatta stay away from me. I don't want naan of that." Thinkstock Again, sorry. 3. "Whole-y grain, you bread my mind!" Thinkstock Still very sorry. 4. "I'm a wrapper, so I get dough." Thinkstock Deepest sympathies for the previous pun. 5. "You knead me in your loaf." Thinkstock OK. Almost done. Apologies. 6. "Biscuit's the yeast I could do." Thinkstock LOL just kidding, there are lots more. Very sorry. 7. "Baguette ready to lose. You're toast." Thinkstock Ugh. Sorry. 8. "Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us." Thinkstock Bad. Very bad. 9. "Challah if you see me in the streets." Thinkstock OK this is seriously almost done. 10. "They bánh mì from their restaurant!" Thinkstock Sorry. Please don't run away, Derek. Is your name Derek? Did I guess that? That's going to be really cool for someone who's reading this like "WHOA. My name is Derek! HOW DID THIS WEIRD BREAD PUN POST KNOW IT WAS ME?" I see you, Derek. Look out behind you! Hahaha just kidding. Maybe. 11. "You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it." Thinkstock Sorry, Derek. One more? 12. "Crust me, I'm on a roll." Thinkstock BYE.