A Guide For People Who Are Totally Not Leaving Work Early

Wink! Did I just say wink out loud?

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  1. POP QUIZ: What Should You Do??

    Ignore Your Friends
    Ignore Your Friends
    Leave Work
    Leave Work
    Steve Holt!
    Steve Holt!
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    You leave work because you're a champion and I'm proud of you

A Guide For People Who Are Totally Not Leaving Work Early

OK, so what's the plan?

As you leave *DO NOT FORGET* to walk out of the office like a motherf*cking badass.

...also you'll probably need to do that work thing eventually. I recommend doing it while you're drunk because of yolo.