Show me a person who is not sexually attracted to Alex Cabot, and I’ll show you a LIAR. A-CABZ FO LYFE xoxoxo
Show me a person who is not sexually attracted to Alex Cabot, and I’ll show you a LIAR. A-CABZ FO LYFE xoxoxo
I was going to say “YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE, BUZZFEED” …but yeah, you kinda do.
Is it just me or is it only a matter of time before James Deen plays him in some sort of absurd golf-themed porn?
Bathroom shag carpet….NO. Just, NO.
SO MUCH WIN!!! This post was the last straw…I’m *definitely* going on a full-series-run (minus that last part where it got really weird) “Scrubs” marathon starting….RIGHT NOW. #guylove
Why is there not a special Nicolas Cage reaction on BuzzFeed? I feel like there’s enough Cage-tastic content in the world to warrant it…
Totally nerding out over this.
Consider my day made.
Red Pandas will have my heart forever and ever.
This. Is. Perfection.
BRB, eating all of these.
As much as Nicolas Cage terrifies me down to the very depths of my soul, and as much as I hate to admit it, he might be one of the only actors who can emote strongly enough to even approach Joe Biden. Though we can all admit that the ideal scenario is one in which Joe Biden plays himself in a movie. THAT, I would watch.
This is beautiful.
Josiah Bartlet will always be President of my heart and soul.
Damn, Florida, get your act together!
I believe there’s a rule on the Internet that says the absurdity quotient of literally anything is raised ten-fold with the introduction of Nicolas Cage…
This was super-useful! The only thing I can see that’s missing is avocados…but then again I’m a certifiable avocadoholic.