Is..he..kidding..orrrrr…?

The David Hasselhoff of dogs.

Seriously thought that said “whore cousin”, not “whoopie cushion.”

Mostly I think it was trying to get him to shut up.

What does he think hitting the bowl will do?? Ohhhh, to get inside their heads. Their very likely empty empty heads.

Why isn't the fox the red one? Not only does red indicate danger, but, ya know, foxes are red.

Wow…people are kind of awesome sometimes.

Hells yes! I have many a time googled these wonderful creatures, and you have managed to amass a stronger collection of photos of them than I ever have. I tip my hat to you, sir.

Ok, will someone please come retreat with me to an underground bunker and hold my hand while I cry and have an existential crisis? Anyone?

Somebody please please make Waving Lady into the new Strutting Leo!