OH MY GOD NUMBER FOUR IS MY STATS TEXTBOOK this is the most exciting thing that’s ever happened to me.
THIS CLASS IS GOOD FOR SOMETHING.

YOU KNOW THE PLANTS DIE TOO RIGHT.
I’ve heard that one too many times.
This video is very accurate.

I didn’t even consider the possibility that he wasn’t trolling, so this was way less entertaining for me.

This was really beautiful and poetic and it made me understand the idea of fluid genders and sexualities better. In general I liked the idea of being free from labels and the way you expressed it. Now I want to read the book.

Is Rockefeller’s a joke? Because that is hilarious.

A lot of these aren’t specific to English majors. But still, nice list.

If you think art is about taste, I don’t think you understand art.

Nondairy desserts are the grossest thing on the planet.
Luckily I’m a vegetarian. :) But I still have to go to my religious relatives’ houses where the only options are fake ice cream and crap. Ick.
This article is very relatable.

This is all so true. This is why I’m so glad I’m a vegetarian, so I don’t have to wait three hours between meat and dairy. But I still have to deal with the crappy pareve desserts at my grandma’s house.

Actually, it definitely is.
http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Silencing_Charm And from the book:
“Silencio!” said Hermione hastily, pointing her wand at Harry’s frog, which deflated silently before them.
-page 375, American edition, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Don’t mess up your Harry Potter facts in front of me.