alvina3

Dude can dance.

"I should add that he didn't pick me up at my place, but at the neighborhood convenience store/gas station where we met. I moved because during one of our many prior phone conversations I had stupidly told him that I usually got my gas there because I lived in the neighborhood." o.m.… Read More

"I went on a date with a guy I met while filling my gas tank. He was gorgeous and since he told me I was gorgeous and I just had to let him buy me dinner I was flattered and said, "Yes." When he came to pick me up, before I got into his car, he proceeded to proudly show me the bullet… Read More

It is not well done and looks like it should be on the site: wtf tattoos If you are going to tattoo your face or any area that is always in view, go to an actual tattoo ARTIST, there are so many good ones.

#9 "In my experience, random guys (i.e. strangers) are very protective of small females in mosh pits, chivalrously making sure we don't get trampled. Even if just moments before they were blindly hurtling themselves around, they would throw out protective arms to keep others from… Read More

#4 Someone else's sweat on me is only acceptable during the "beast with two backs" dance. And guys that wear wife beaters, dripping sweat from their underarm hair. #6 ...and put their feet on the seats. So now you are sweaty, sitting in someone's leftover shoe dirt (if lucky enough… Read More

Was watching this with my cat sleeping on my lap. She woke up and looked at the screen when she heard the whimpering, then looked up at me when he started howling. I said, "He's sad. He misses his human." We shared feels.

Cause there is no such thing as HA (hospital acquired infections.)

I tried this with a square sheet of wrapping paper. Fail!

#3 is actually quite useful.