About a month ago I learned that the lyrics to the song “I’m Like a Bird” were “I’m like a bird. I only fly away” not “I’m like a bird. I don’t evaluate”.
I gave myself a pretty bad concussion because I slammed my head into a cinderblock wall while I was half asleep. It was my second week at college and I guess I still wasn’t used to the twin bed instead of my full at home.
My older brother told me when I was like five that the reason why tarantulas were so poisonous was because they had these things called tarantula tics on their backs. Tarantula tics would bite you and crawl under your skin and release their poison into your blood and then when you…
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