Lindsay Lohan just flew back to the East Coast a day after police questions her for her involvement in (another) jewel heist but wants you to know that it’s all a bunch of lies. Last night she tweeted,
All of this negative press is BS…. Whenever I’m doing great, people fabricate lies. It’s such a shame. I’m just sayin’ xo
“The fight for gay marriage is, in reality, a fight for all of our rights. Without it, we will turn back the sexual revolution and return to an earlier, puritanical time. Today, in every instance of sexual rights falling under attack, you’ll find legislation forced into place by people who practice discrimination disguised as religious freedom. Their goal is to dehumanize everyone’s sexuality and reduce us to using sex for the sole purpose of perpetuating our species. To that end, they will criminalize your entire sex life.”
Poor Prince Harry. Queen Elizabeth is said to be suuuper pissed about his Las Vegas antics and even more upset with his handlers that they let girls into his hotel room without confiscating their cell phones first. Thus, the naked pics. Can we get a Chris Crocker-eqsue LEAVE HARRY ALONE campaign started?
“Their IQs are higher than ever. We test the IQs every year as part of our screening process. Yeah, I’m probably saying too much here. But yes their IQs are higher than ever. These are college girls. They may know a little calculus or statistics or whatever but they were still just girls fighting. There was one fight going on in the second episode about who’s a real bitch. ‘I’m a real bitch, no I’m a real bitch.’ What? You guys are college girls! What is a real bitch anyway?”
Liberty Ross, actress and scored wife of Rupert Sanders, showed up to a premiere last night sans wedding ring. …That’s what happens when your husband bangs Kristen Stewart and the world finds out, I guess.
Does Britney Spears have cold feet about marrying Jason Trawick?
Justin Timberlake put his New York City penthouse on the market, so you can check out the insides!
Ha ha, Kim Kardashian tweeted a bunch of photos of herself in a bikini “from Hawaii” but was called out for recycling old pictures from 2009.
Nelly Furtado will appear on this season of 90210.
Mark-Paul Gosselar is on the set of Don’t Trust The B In Apartment 23.
Has Rihanna been texting Robert Pattinson “sexy” and “funny” texts?
Justin Bieber’s voice will appear on the next season of The Simpsons, but will it be “swaggy”? Oh, phew, it will be. Biebs tweeted, “Just did a voice over for the SIMPSONS!!! #swaggy”
Here’s a photo of Machine Gun Kelly (whoever that is) spitting a shot of vodka into some girl’s mouth.
Eddie Furlong says he was robbed on Skid Row this morning.
January Jones has a new boyfriend, and once again it’s the director of the movie she’s currently filming.
30 musicians who have rocked frosted tips in their day.
Lisa Vanderpump, apparent authority on British penises, looked at the naked photos of Prince Harry and exclaimed, “That’s not a ROYAL penis!”
Maulik Pancholy is leaving Whitney so that he can return to 30 Rock as Jack Donaghy’s faithful assistant.
MTV sent goodie bags to the people who live next to Snooki and J-Woww, presumably to apologize for the constant ruckus going on next door. However, they were filled with totally lame things like a puzzle book, a mug, and some coffee. Has MTV not ever heard of champagne?
- President Trump signed executive orders today to advance the controversial Keystone XL and Dakota Access oil pipelines.
- 2017 Oscar nominations for Best Picture include: "La La Land," "Moonlight," "Arrival," and "Hidden Figures" 🎥 🎬
- White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer repeated claims that the inauguration was the most watched ever. But the numbers (still) don't make sense.
- Britain's Supreme Court has ruled that Prime Minister Theresa May needs to consult parliament before triggering Brexit.