“[Conor and Taylor] texted me an hour before the wedding and asked if they could come. I responded with a very clear, ‘Please do not come.’ They came anyway. … I personally went up to Ms. Swift, whose entrance distracted the entire event, politely introduced myself to her, and asked her as nicely as I could to leave. It was like talking to a ghost. She seemed to look right past me.”
Them’s fightin’ words! However, there IS another side of the story and who better to tell it than Taylor Swift’s publicist? She said:
“Taylor was invited to the wedding and the bride thanked her profusely for being there.”
He said, she said, blah, blah, blah… Taylor Swift is so boring that even this story, perhaps the most salacious in her career, bores me to death.
A burglar broke into LL Cool J’s home last night and as you might expect, LL took him out with “hand-to-hand combat”. Badass.
Willow Smith will star in a revamp of Annie, produced by her father Will Smith. Jay-Z will compose the music and Emma Thompson is writing the movie. She gave Perez Hilton an update:
I’ve been writing the script for nearly three years – it’s exciting. Jay-Z has already started working on the music. We’ll be having dinner. We will start shooting in the spring in New York.
Speaking of celebrity spawn starring in movies, Vivienne Jolie-Pitt will make her on-screen debut playing the young version of Princess Aurora in Maleficent, in which her mother stars. Take that, Suri!
Celine Dion, like everyone else with a brain, loves Adele. She told Vegas Magazine:
“I love literally everything about her. I love her extreme talent. I love her writing. Her songs come from the soul. She’s incredibly beautiful. “I think it’s very refreshing to see, and don’t get me wrong when I say this, somebody who is not looking extremely anorexic. I know for a fact, as much as you do, that the music industry makes kids get sick. So we’re not going to go further on that, but you know what I mean. She is going to help us, she’s going to help the world… It’s going to be bad when I meet her. I’m going to give her the biggest hug. I’m not kidding.”
Alanis Morissette has an unusual view of the paparazzi for someone so well-known:
“I actually like the paparazzi. They’re forcing transparency. What are we afraid of? Our relationships being dysfunctional? I love all the trappings, I’m as shallow as you can be. I love my 6-inch heels.”
Gisele Bundchen confirmed that she and Tom Brady are pregnant again.
Has Robert Pattinson taken the place of Jennifer Aniston in terms of being the pitiful sob story subject for the tabloid magazines?
Chloe Sevigny will appear on the new season of Portlandia.
Kim Kardashian was supposedly in a ménage à trois when she was younger.
Chris Hardwick and Joan Rivers strike a prom pose.
Gywneth Paltrow thinks she looks better now than when she was 24.
So that’s what Billy Ocean looks like these days. Wonder if he’s still getting people out of his dreams and into his car?
Rihanna’s dick hurts from “riding so much cock.” Also, vote for her at the VMA’s!!
Kelsey Grammer wants more kids. 9, to be precise.
Here’s James McAvoy lifting a barrel.
Natalie Wood’s death certificate has been changed.
Vanessa Marcil (General Hospital, Beverly Hills, 90210) has filed for divorce from her husband Carmine Giovinazzo (CSI: New York).
Lily Allen came out of her retirement and joined Pink in her VH1 Storytellers performance.