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23 Celebrity Couples We Loved And Lost In 2014

Love is dead, 2014 edition.

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1. John Mayer and Katy Perry

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Emoji Sadness Level: ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

Translated into English: "Oh, of course. Katy Perry's choice in men is just..."

2. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

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Emoji Sadness Level: ๐ŸŽถ ๐Ÿ˜ฅ ๐Ÿ˜ฅ ๐Ÿ˜ฅ ๐ŸŽถ

Translated into English: "Poor Mariah."

3. Bruce and Kris Jenner

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Emoji Sadness Level: ๐Ÿƒ ๐Ÿ† ๐ŸŽฝ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜ฅ ๐Ÿ˜ช ๐Ÿš€

Translated into English: "Bruce must be so much happier now."

4. Jordin Sparks and Jason Derulo

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Emoji Sadness Level: ๐Ÿ˜ง ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ“ฃ

Translated into English: "Um, excuse me? What about 'Marry Me'? What sounds like a trumpet to Jason now?"

5. Jennifer Lawrence and Nicholas Hoult

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Emoji Sadness Level: ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ข ๐Ÿ˜ข ๐Ÿ˜ข ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜˜

Translated into English: "Oh no! They were really cute. That sucks โ€” but they'll surely end up fine. Wait, JLaw is single now?"

6. Freida Pinto and Dev Patel

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Emoji Sadness Level: ๐Ÿ™€ ๐Ÿ˜ฟ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ซ

Translated into English: "No! It can't be true! After six years? Oh, that's just the most depressing thing I've heard all day."

7. Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow

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Emoji Sadness Level: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜ฅ ๐Ÿ˜ฐ ๐Ÿ˜ค โ€ผ

Translated into English: "Wow! Well, I guess that makes sense. But, um, is she seriously with this unconciously uncoupled thing?"

8. Phaedra Parks and Apollo Nida

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Emoji Sadness Level: ๐Ÿšจ ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ข ๐Ÿš” ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’ธ

Translated into English: "Damn."

9. Evan Rachel Wood and Jamie Bell

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Emoji Sadness Level: ๐Ÿ˜ฐ ๐Ÿ˜ฐ ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

Translated into English: "Aw, I thought these two crazy kids could work it out."

10. Calvin Harris and Rita Ora

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Emoji Sadness Level: ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ‘ฟ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ‘ฟ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ‘ฟ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

Translated into English: "Whoa. I guess things ended in a messy way."

11. Khloe Kardashian and French Montana

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Emoji Sadness Level: ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ x 2

Translated into English: "Two breakups in less than a year? Maybe French really was just a rebound."

12. Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas

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Emoji Sadness Level: ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜”

Translated into English: "Eighteen years of marriage, man."

13. Ben Foster and Robin Wright

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Emoji Sadness Level: ๐Ÿ˜ช ๐Ÿ˜ช ๐Ÿ˜ช

Translated into English: "I guess there was a fairly large age difference. It worked for her in Adore, though!"

14. Juan Pablo Galavis and Nikki Ferrell

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Emoji Sadness Level: ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

Translated into English: "Who would've guessed that these two didn't find true love on The Bachelor?"

15. Mike Comrie and Hilary Duff

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Emoji Sadness Level: ๐Ÿ˜– ๐Ÿ˜“ ๐Ÿ‘ผ

Translated into English: "Awww, they were cute. And what about Lucca?"

16. Matt and Amy Roloff

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Emoji Sadness Level: ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ฅ ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Translated into English: "Nooooooo. Is no one safe from the reality TV curse?"

17. Captain and Tennille

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Emoji Sadness Level: โš“ ๐Ÿ˜ต ๐Ÿ˜ญ โš“

Translated into English: "Dammit: Love didn't keep them together."

19. Mario and Ramona Singer

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Emoji Sadness Level: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿข

Translated into English: "Get the pino ready because it's Turtle Time."

20. Will Chase and Debra Messing

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Emoji Sadness Level: ๐Ÿ™Š ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฃ ๐Ÿ˜ข

Translated: "What? Debra Messing was dating Luke Wheeler? Oh, that's sad."

21. Nikki Reed and Paul McDonald

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Emoji Sadness Level: ๐ŸŽต ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜” ๐ŸŽต

Translated into English: "They were cute, but it was probably for the best."

23. Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter

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Emoji Sadness Level: ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ˜ก

Translated into English: "Again, 13 years is too long of a time!"

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