I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN! Team USA is taking on Germany for our final game in the group stages of this World Cup. Here's what President Roosevelt has to say about all that.
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It's a hard life, when everyone hates you. But it's a burden we choose to bear. Our greatest curse, and our greatest blessing. We are the famous CFC!
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