10 Upworthy Headlines That Work Way Too Well For Porn

Yep, these are ACTUAL Upworthy headlines. Paired with your favorite feel-good and clickworthy pornos (SFW). h/t UpworthyXXX

1. “If You Had 30 Pizzas, Would You Stuff Your Face Or Do The Snazzy Thing These Guys Did?”

Actual Upworthy post.

2. “This Video Goes From Ordinary To Breathlessly Disturbing At 30 Seconds”

Actual Upworthy post.

3. “‘Terminator’ Cyborg Technology Has Arrived: The Most Advanced Prosthetic Limb Ever Created”

Actual Upworthy post.

4. “Dear Men, You’ll Feel Awkward For The First Couple Of Weeks, But It’s All Worth It, I Swear”

Actual Upworthy post.

5. “Yeah, But She Didn’t Think She’d End Up In Prison Either”

Actual Upworthy post.

6. “The Dude Is Pissed. And Unfortunately, We Can All Recognize The Reason Why.”

Actual Upworthy post.

7. “Can Someone Please Explain How This Isn’t Illegal?”

Actual Upworthy post.

8. “Noticed A Rise In Mustaches Around You Recently? Meet The Reason Why.”

Actual Upworthy post.

9. “There’s Something Shocking That Your Boss Can Do To You In Michigan And 33 Other States”

Actual Upworthy post.

10. “You Should Watch This Strange Man Rub A Stick Of Butter On A Tree. For A Really Good Reason.”

Actual Upworthy post.

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