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    10 Upworthy Headlines That Work Way Too Well For Porn

    Yep, these are ACTUAL Upworthy headlines. Paired with your favorite feel-good and clickworthy pornos (SFW). h/t UpworthyXXX

    1. "If You Had 30 Pizzas, Would You Stuff Your Face Or Do The Snazzy Thing These Guys Did?"

    2. "This Video Goes From Ordinary To Breathlessly Disturbing At 30 Seconds"

    3. "'Terminator' Cyborg Technology Has Arrived: The Most Advanced Prosthetic Limb Ever Created"

    4. "Dear Men, You’ll Feel Awkward For The First Couple Of Weeks, But It’s All Worth It, I Swear"

    5. "Yeah, But She Didn’t Think She’d End Up In Prison Either"

    6. "The Dude Is Pissed. And Unfortunately, We Can All Recognize The Reason Why."

    7. "Can Someone Please Explain How This Isn't Illegal?"

    8. "Noticed A Rise In Mustaches Around You Recently? Meet The Reason Why."

    9. "There’s Something Shocking That Your Boss Can Do To You In Michigan And 33 Other States"

    10. "You Should Watch This Strange Man Rub A Stick Of Butter On A Tree. For A Really Good Reason."