March 31st, 1995. Billy Joel/Elton John concert, packed house and gas station egg salad sandwich, peanuts and lots of beer make for a lethal combination.
The hell is wrong with you people? Fear is not a virtue---get busy living or get busy dying..... It's simple--if you are sick, stay home--if you're not, then get out there and LIVE life.....
This is my greatest fart story.
The date was Friday, March 31st 1995; a date that will live in infamy, you could say.
I know the date because I still have the concert ticket... Billy Joel and Elton John were performing together at The Hoosier Dome in Indianapolis.
3 of my buddies…
Easy---3 of my buddies and myself were going to be flying to Amsterdam from Cincinnati. It was the first time to Europe for all of us and we were totally excited.
We got to the airport a couple hours early because we thought we would have to go through customs and didn’t know what…
I know---- It ended as a bad hookup and it was entirely my fault. The best thing to have done was indeed say goodbye at least but I was young and thoughtless at the time. I had been in a relationship from the time I was nineteen until I was 24 and the girl cheated on me and broke…
I Hooked up with a girl while I was on a road trip in Memphis. We went back to her room and while we were doing it, she asked me to tell her that I love her. I was kind of in mid thrust and stopped and looked at her like she had three eyeballs and she said "Tell me that you love me"----so…
Last night was that time of year when I lay a beach towel on my living room floor, get into my thong, slather Hawaiian Tropic tanning oil all over my body and lay down to take in the hot rays that waft off of John Boehner’s charbroiled face.
I was demolishing the deck in my back yard and had cut one of the boards. I had to go answer the phone and when I came back, I stepped on the board and it swung up just like a cartoon and smacked me in the face.
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