17 Men Who Think They’re Being Manly But Are Actually Acting Like Little Babies

Ay dios mío.

1. This guy who looked at this shirt and thought, "Yeah, I'll wear that to the state fair":

Kentucky State Fair badass from iamverybadass

2. This guy who has nothing better to do than piss off Costco employees:

Showin' Costco who's boss! from iamverybadass

3. This guy who thinks he can take on the longest-reigning UFC lightweight champion:

Yeah you can definitely beat up Khabib from iamverybadass

4. This guy who apparently needs four knives in his belt for a simple grocery trip:

That’s a lot of knives. from iamverybadass

5. This guy who decided to threaten anyone who wants to follow public heath guidelines:

“I’m a tough guy so fuck you!” from Cringetopia

6. This guy who's obsessed with the word "enemy":

fxcked up, indeed from iamverybadass

7. This guy who will do great AND terrible things:

GREAT AND TERRIBLE from iamverybadass

8. This guy who has no need for a helmet, but a definite need for a machete:

No helmet, machete optional. from iamverybadass

9. This guy who has an ultimatum...peace or pieces:

Harley tough guy from iamverybadass

10. This guy who's too badass to die from COVID:

COVID wouldn’t DARE kill a hardworking man from iamverybadass

11. This guy who called a 14-year-old weak for crying when they got shot at:

Fourteen year old kid cries after getting shot at, what a wimp. from iamverybadass

12. This guy who has no patience for accidental Facebook adds:

Accidentally added the wrong guy on Facebook. Guess I'm a coward now. from iamverybadass

13. This guy who wanted to show everyone that he meant business:

Cousin of mine from iamverybadass

14. This guy who's the toughest man in the world because he punched through dry wall:

Who would dare after that from iamverybadass

15. This guy who's on the hunt for drama:

I'm shaking and crying right now from iamverybadass

16. This guy who's super manly because he drinks his coffee black:

Manliest sip of all time from iamverybadass

17. And finally, this guy who you shouldn't dare call "boomer":

Guy wants to break every bone in millennial faces from iamverybadass

H/T: r/iamverybadass