theatregeek725

I was 16 and applying for a part-time job. The manager at Panda Express asked me "Why should I NOT hire you?" I remember being so confused that I just responded with something about how I have anxiety. I did not get the job.

I think this technically counts even though it didn't involve anyone else. I was requesting an official copy of my birth certificate for a legal process. My parents were divorced years before I was born, which is a whole story in itself (this will make sense in a minute). My mom had… Read More

I really love the moment in Big Fish when Ewan McGregor is standing in the field of daffodils outside the sorority house and he says they may not know each other but he'll spend the rest of his life getting to know her if she'll let him. Oh my heart

Every time they did a flashback in Dexter and put Michael C. Hall in that GOD AWFUL Justin Beiber wig. That was just...oof. I get they were trying to make him look younger, but it did not work at all

Call me crazy, but I actually believed Alan Ruck as a teenager in Ferris Bueller. Like, he didn't look that far off to me anyway

The sex scenes from the "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" trilogy. The original Swedish ones too. My mom had read the books before, she just forgot that small detail of the handful of hardcore sex scenes. I was 12 and the excruciating part is that we had a projector and a screen similar… Read More

Not 5 procedures. He had the first vasectomy, that's one. He gets it reversed when Jan changes her mind, that's two. He then has the other vasectomy once Jan changes her mind again, that's three

Oh there are already Buzzfeed posts about that. It's called Amy's Baking Company