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The Names Of Today's Hottest Canadian Celebrities According To A Dad

O, Carlnada.

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Carl is the father of two beautiful children. Carl is 67 years old. Carl lives in Ontario. Carl enjoys watching online auctions for antique maps, but he never buys anything.

We asked Carl to identify the photos of Canada's most popular young people ATM, and why they're famous.

1. Jennifer Lopez

"Wearing bikinis and singing."
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"Wearing bikinis and singing."

2. Susan Kaplansky

"She sang at the Vancouver Olympics."
Meredith Truax / Def Jam Recordings

"She sang at the Vancouver Olympics."

3. Justin Bieber

"Singer."
Kevin Winter / Getty Images

"Singer."

4. Drake?

"Singer."
Kevin Winter / Getty Images

"Singer."

5. Leonardo de Capria

"Actor."
Charley Gallay / Getty Images

"Actor."

6. Katy Perry

"Singer."
Michael Loccisano / Getty Images

"Singer."

7. Megan Follows

"She was the actress who played Ann of Green Gables."
Michael Kovac / Getty Images

"She was the actress who played Ann of Green Gables."

8. Jennifer Lawrence?

"She's in movies."
Stephen Lovekin / Getty Images

"She's in movies."

9. John Bell

"He was in the Hobbit."
Paras Griffin / Getty Images

"He was in the Hobbit."

10. Diana Krall

"Having good biceps and singing?"
Thos Robinson / Getty Images

"Having good biceps and singing?"

11. Amanda Bynes... Or another blonde person. Maybe Britney Spears?

"Actress."
Leigh Vogel / Getty Images

"Actress."

12. And Johnny Shepherd

"He’s on that one show 'House Brothers.'" (He means Property Brothers.)
Bryan Bedder / Getty Images

"He’s on that one show 'House Brothers.'" (He means Property Brothers.)

CORRECTION

As Carl Saul Aspler himself pointed out in the comment section, he is actually 67 years old. A previous version of this post aged him a year. We are so sorry, Carl.