The Names Of Today's Hottest Canadian Celebrities According To A Dad

    O, Carlnada.

    by
    Tanya Chen
    by Tanya Chen

    BuzzFeed Staff, Canada

    ,
    Sarah Aspler
    by Sarah Aspler

    BuzzFeed Staff, Canada

    Carl is the father of two beautiful children. Carl is 67 years old. Carl lives in Ontario. Carl enjoys watching online auctions for antique maps, but he never buys anything.

    We asked Carl to identify the photos of Canada's most popular young people ATM, and why they're famous.

    1. Jennifer Lopez

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    "Wearing bikinis and singing."

    2. Susan Kaplansky

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    "She sang at the Vancouver Olympics."

    3. Justin Bieber

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    "Singer."

    4. Drake?

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    "Singer."

    5. Leonardo de Capria

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    "Actor."

    6. Katy Perry

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    "Singer."

    7. Megan Follows

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    "She was the actress who played Ann of Green Gables."

    8. Jennifer Lawrence?

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    "She's in movies."

    9. John Bell

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    "He was in the Hobbit."

    10. Diana Krall

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    "Having good biceps and singing?"

    11. Amanda Bynes... Or another blonde person. Maybe Britney Spears?

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    "Actress."

    12. And Johnny Shepherd

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    "He’s on that one show 'House Brothers.'" (He means Property Brothers.)

    CORRECTION

    As Carl Saul Aspler himself pointed out in the comment section, he is actually 67 years old. A previous version of this post aged him a year. We are so sorry, Carl.