1. When we explained our geography:
2. And then helped to label a more accurate map of North America:
3. (Specifically the U.S.: Their worldview is a bit skewed.)
4. When someone revealed our secret language:
5. And used it insensitively:
6. Moreover, when someone exposed the secret spell:
7. When we bravely talked about the perils Canadians face every single day:
8. When we explained how a Canadian is birthed:
9. And then explained how a Canadian dies:
10. When we introduced the state of Canada:
11. When we took people in as our own — AGAINST THEIR WILL:
12. When we turned a joke about moose into a joke about Jared Padalecki:
13. And brought in Tom Hiddleston for no good (but every good) reason:
14. When we explained our emblematic beaver:
15. When we accounted for Justin Bieber:
16. When we explained why we don't have armed forces*:
*We do.