It is as gross as it sounds.
Find out, one guitar solo at a time.
"Are youuuu readddddy?"
It's so good that you'll wish it were real.
Rust in peace.
"The guy from Modest Mouse sings like someone is chasing him with a garden hose."
I was in love with a singer on the brink of stardom and surrounded by legends, but I couldn't write a single word.
Here it is – the ultimate argument settler!
Blood! Pain! Apocalyptic violence! The two genres have a lot in common. Can you tell them apart? H/T this Reddit thread.
You'll never listen to "Riders on the Storm" the same way again.
Send these to the litterbug in your life.
New and rare tunes from Wu-Tang Clan, The White Stripes, and Johnny Cash are just a few of the gems on offer at the annual bonanza for vinyl nerds.
They're called The Warning and they have an amazing "Enter Sandman" cover.
This quiz is what's best for business.
Solo Slugs is your new favorite Tumblr.
The rain was relentless, Metallica won over the doubters, Dolly Parton played the Benny Hill theme tune on a rhinestone saxophone, and Arya Stark went out raving.
Once you know about this pattern, you'll see it everywhere.
And Metallica will be headlining on Saturday.
It never gets old.
This exclusive clip from Metallica Through the Never will leave you exhilarated, and (warning) maybe ready to jump through an office window.
The Sandman has exited.
In a rough chronological order, these are the most '90s hits of the '90s.
Album art looks really good on your kicks too.
Metal has always been considered a boys club, but these ladies prove otherwise. And they totally shred!
Plus Metallica's take on the national anthem, an 8-bit Great Gatsby video game, and the heartwarming story of an artist's first gallery show.
Everyone's loving the Partridge/Daft Punk mash-up Partridge Gets Lucky, so we thought we'd make a few of our own.
Because there's nothing like a Metallica song about nightmares to set the mood during dinner.
Music is great, but it's better with frosting. And yeah, that's a Nickelback cake.
Oh Dave, always up to your shenanigans. At a Singapore concert, the Megadeth frontman and minihorse enthusiast doled out some pretty interesting conspiracy theories.
"MURDER IN THE FRONT ROW:" is a new coffee table book with over 400 photos from the early '80s East Bay thrash metal scene that Metallica came from. So much good hair.
After watching this adorable video, Nothing Else (will) Matter.
These kids are so awesome. The Mini Band, famous for their version of Enter Sandman, is comprised of kids aged 8 to 10.
Call this a win for parenting. A group of eight to ten year olds perform a wicked rendition of "Enter Sandman" at the Bucklebury Beer Fest in the U.K.
A challenger appears!
Christina Aguilera blowing the lyrics to "The National Anthem" hath wrought a new meme. There's a template at the bottom, so get to mutilating those songs and posting them in the comments!
That one had to hurt.
Five minutes of awesome trick shots set to Metallica's Battery. These guys rock!
A band calling itself Rock Sugar decided it would be awesome to do a mashup of Journey’s Don’t Stop Believin' and Metallica’s Enter Sandman.
Metallica cover band + Gallagher, the prop comic = Metallagher!
Get your raffle tickets!
Enjoy Metallica's early 90s hit, performed in 4 parts on kazoo.