Turn up your NSYNC Christmas CD and plop into your inflatable chair.
Lisa Frank and Pokèmon galore.
NOT Molly, are you serious.
Follow your inner star...into debt.
Oh girls, they just want to have fun.
No one throws shade like Samantha.
Did you own a Samantha, a Felicity, or another American Girl doll popular in the '90s? They could be worth hundreds — or even thousands — of dollars.
Felicitys always be like, Would you so kindly get out the way bitch.
These aren't the dolls you're looking for.
There's something even more disturbing than their price tag.
Over 23 million American Girls dolls have been sold since the company's beginnings;, but which one has a chance to be America's Next Top Doll?
American Girl dolls, old-timey dresses... What was with our obsession with the past?
Meet the new American GIRLS Dolls. They're your new best friends who are almost getting it kind of together.
Plus the quiz of things that make Leonardo DiCaprio upset, a brutally honest quiz of American dialects, and the first American Girl doll to have disabilities.
Just because you wear glasses doesn't mean you're Molly.
You will totally recognize these covers and spreads. And you will still want EVERYTHING. Mini-plastic foods OMG.
Girls with their dolls, girls as their dolls.
Spoiler alert: they're all dudes.
And the best is getting paid to play with doll hair, all day long.