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19 American Girl Dolls Who Are Definitely Cold-Blooded Killers

Oh girls, they just want to have fun.

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1. "If I look dead behind the eyes, it's because I am."

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2. "For now this pig is my friend. In a couple of months he'll be my breakfast."

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3. "My hobbies include sword fighting and watching you sleep."

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4. "Trust me, she had it coming."

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5. "You don't wanna know how many nuts I've cracked with this."

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6. "You like pie, fuckboy?"

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7. "Welcome to my Pink Room of Pain."

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8. "I usually bury the bodies back here."

9. "This bitch will pay for this later."

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10. "This is the album I keep photos of my victims in."

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11. "Drinking helps me forget all the terrible things I've done to people. Even if they deserved it."

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12. "With a wave of my hand this bear will demolish any living creature within 30 yards."

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13. "Let's play a game: One of these slices has poison in it."

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14. "Listening to Halloween sound effects really gets me in the mood."

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16. "Oh, I'm definitely a nightmare dressed as a daydream."

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17. "This is usually what we wear before we spill the blood of the innocent."

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18. "I love the snow. It's cold just like my empty heart."

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19. "As the great Shaggy once said, 'It wasn't me.'"

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