57 Bumper Stickers I'd Like To Rip Off Of Cars And Hang In The Louvre Instead

    Oh, to be stuck in traffic behind a "Butt Snorkeler" bumper sticker...

    The bumper stickers below prove that not all art is meant for the canvas — sometimes it's meant for the back of a Kia Soul. Thanks to Reddit and Instagram for these in-the-wild sightings.

    1. This one that's a real thinker:

    "Don't believe everything you think"

    2. This recipe idea that'll make you hungry (and confused):

    "I love burger + miracle whip"

    3. This fan looking for the Jurassic parking lot:

    "Jurassic Park"

    4. This sticker that will keep you at a distance:

    "Back off bumper humper. My breaks are good. Is your insurance?"

    5. This unnecessary competition but is probably right:

    "My dog behaves better than your kid."

    6. This extremely honest sticker collection:

    "don't honk at me I"m havin' a crisis" and "you just got passed by a bad driver"

    7. This sticker that has a lot going on:

    "thicc dads who vape for Christ"

    8. This one is for all the Brendan Fraser fans out there:

    "Honk if you'd rather be watching the 1999 cinematic masterpiece 'The Mummy' starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz"

    9. This proud parent:

    “My child is inmate of the month at county jail"

    10. This one for those who still long for the heyday of Haylor™:

    11. This sticker that may or may not be a Denny's ad:

    "Mothman ate my entire ass at Denny's"

    12. This sticker that works any way you read it:

    "Chicken pot pie. My three favorite things."

    13. This sticker that cuts right to the chase:

    "Milf hunter"

    14. This poor, unfortunate Kia Soul:

    sticker that reads "poor unfortunate"

    15. The perfect sticker to stay safe on the road:

    sticker that reads "if you can read this I'm not impressed. Most people can read."

    16. This sticker belonging to a proud parent of a cat with declining health!

    sticker that reads "proud parent of a cat with kidney disease who is participating in a double-blind drug study."

    17. Butt Snorkeler™:

    bumper sticker that says "butt snorkeler"

    18.

    bumper sticker that says "I like coconuts."

    19. This apologetic one:

    sticker that reads "sorry for driving so close in front of you"

    20. This homage to a marathon, of sorts:

    21. This sticker that advocates for the lives of those on board who may not be babies!!!

    sticker that reads "adults on board we want to live too"

    22. The perfect sticker if you still have a 3rd grade sense of humor:

    sticker on a Saturn that reads "my other ride is uranus"

    23. The perfect bumper sticker for the rest of your life:

    sticker that says "I'm 70, leave me the hell alone"

    24. This humbling reminder!!!!!!!

    sticker that reads "parent of an honor student: well at least I was until their mental health deteriorated due to the pressure I put on them. Now all they do is smoke weed and watch YouTube videos on conspiracy theories."

    25. This sticker for all the gamers out there:

    Sticker that reads "coexist" using video game logos

    26. This one that really makes you think:

    sticker that reads "how am I driving? how does an engine even work? how can a loving god cause such agony"

    27. This kind of anti–bumper sticker bumper sticker:

    sticker that reads "my mind was changed by a bumper sticker, said no one ever"

    28. This brutally honest one:

    sticker that says "huge financial burden on board"

    29. This nod to dear ol' Robert Pattinson:

    30. This reckless animal who's probably DIY-ing while driving:

    sticker that reads "crafty ass bitch"

    31. This guy who probably puts laxatives in his boss' coffee:

    32. This Mazda Tribute sticker:

    33. This bumper sticker that stuck — pun intended — up for women in the workplace!!!!!!!!!!

    34. This bumper sticker for crisis havers everywhere!

    I am loving the new sticker on my car hehe

    Twitter: @is0lati0nn

    35. This bumper sticker that absolutely radiates chaos:

    Losing my mind at this bumper sticker I just saw

    Twitter: @MittieArt

    36. This BUMPER STICKER that made its POINT!

    37. The perfect sticker to show how much you love your child:

    38. The perfect sticker to give everyone a reason why:

    Hahaha.... at my desk cracking up! Funniest bumper sticker ever!!!! :-))))

    Mtl_Chick007/ Twitter / Via Twitter: @Mtl_Chick007

    39. The perfect sticker to let everyone know your favorite hobby:

    Danielle Herzog/ Facebook / Via Facebook: MartinisAndMinivans

    40. The perfect sticker to stand up for your beliefs:

    Looking through old photos and found the best bumper sticker of 2015

    lmull3/ Twitter / Via Twitter: @lmull3

    41. This bumper sticker that hits a little hard for parents, especially those who drive minivans:

    42. This nice ✨cultural commentary✨:

    Since it's small, it says: "SUPPORT BACTERIA. It's the only culture some people have."

    43. The perfect sticker to let everyone know what's up:

    My dad works in Dorchester and sends me the best pictures. Example A: this bumper sticker

    mikpie_/ Twitter / Via Twitter: @mikpie_

    44. The perfect sticker to fight for your rights:

    funniest bumper sticker I've ever seen

    BridgeAdamss/ Twitter / Via Twitter: @BridgeAdamss

    45. The perfect sticker to give love to Tenacious D:

    The Jeff O'Neil Show/ Facebook / Via Facebook: jeffoneilshow

    46. The perfect sticker to be perfectly honest:

    Honest bumper sticker https://t.co/L63Yq6Ufkf #funny #humor #lol

    allteenhumor/ Twitter / Via Twitter: @allteenhumor

    47. The perfect sticker to really shock everyone on the road:

    Drayton Motors Kia Boston/ Facebook / Via Facebook: DraytonKia

    48. The perfect sticker to incite a riot:

    @StephenKing This is my all time favorite bumper sticker lol

    WestCoastFrank/ Twitter / Via Twitter: @WestCoastFrank

    49. The perfect sticker, if you really think about it:

    Best art joke bumper sticker I've seen:

    Kennethbakerst/ Twitter / Via Twitter: @Kennethbakersf

    50. This sticker owner that'll tell you anything after a couple glasses of his spirit animal:

    51. This sad dad admitting defeat:

    52. This vegetarian:

    53. This vegan:

    54. This bumper sticker perfect for any and all Saturn drivers:

    55. This romantic:

    56. This wildcard:

    57. And finally, this actual animal who probably shouldn't have a license:

    This article contains content from Syd Robinson, Dave Stopera, and Matt Kiebus. It was compiled by Salimah McCullough.