Unless your resolution was to "Eat More Bacon", in which case YOU'RE WELCOME.
Will we ever find out who A is? Probably not in this lifetime, but at least we'll know exactly who the best/worst characters were.
Because I'm pretty sure the only thing the historical greats were really thinking about were naps.
Because you can NEVER eat enough Nutella.
Donuts may be the greatest breakfast food ever invented, but that doesn't mean some aren't better than others.
It's common knowledge that breakfast is the greatest meal, thus sandwiches are the greatest form of breakfast anyone could have imagined.
Who is Chip's father? WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO OLAF? All serious questions that should be answered by Disney ASAP.
We can't all go to Cancun. Or even the hotel swimming pool.
Do you enjoy confusing and dramatic conspiracy thriller? Have you ever wanted to see clones fighting people with tails? Then you should definitely be watching BBC America's Orphan Black. WARNING: Spoilers!
Because every breakfast is better with oats.
Because when a Harry Potter marathon is on TV, everything else stops.
Who needs the men on TV when you have the ladies? 2014 is a banner year for women on television. Dracarys!
Because although they tried, some Disney Villains actually weren't that bad. But some were. Like the Coachman.
Game of Thrones isn't the only major event happening on April 6th. Selena 2016!
Trying to shake off that winter frost? These light and refreshing cocktails will ease your transition into the warm embrace of spring.
All men must die. But do they really have to, George R.R. Martin? Spoilers up to Season 3.
The wine-drinking ladies of Cougar Town know exactly the issues millennials face on an every day basis. Their solution? Drink more wine.
"Voldemort is the villain you hope you never have to face. Umbridge is the villain you face every day". Inspired by this Imgur post.
Cheese + Chips + Salsa + Sriracha? There are so many different ways to make the most delicious snack in the world.
What do Mufasa, Mr. Banks, and Mrs. Potts all have in common? They were all EXCELLENT Disney parents. You won't find any Lady Tremaines in this list.
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