28 Incredibly Inspiring Quotes Improved By Naps

Because I’m pretty sure the only thing the historical greats were really thinking about were naps.

1. “To Err is Human, to Nap, Divine.” – Alexander Pope

Well that’s just common knowledge right there.

2. “You miss 100% of the naps you don’t take.” – Wayne Gretzky

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Wayne sure was a #winner

3. “A room without books is like a body without a nap.” ― Marcus Tullius Cicero

Someone should totally just STAB CAESAR! Or take a nap, whichever.

4. “Winning isn’t everything, but wanting to nap is.” – Vince Lombardi

The man had the right priorities.

5. “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t nap and those who nap don’t mind.” – Dr. Seuss

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From the classic “Horton Hears a Who, Forgets about it, Then takes a Nap”

6. “I find that the harder I nap, the more luck I seem to have.” – Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)

Solid advice from a founding father.

7. “Two things are infinite: the universe and naps; and I’m not sure about the universe.” ― Albert Einstein

E = naps, right?

8. “Knowledge speaks, but wisdom naps.” – Jimi Hendrix

Oh wise pug, you are so wise. And sleepy.

9. “All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my nap.” – Sunset Boulevard

Say Snore!

10. “So many naps, so little time.” ― Frank Zappa

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Truer words have never been spoken.

11. “We accept the naps we think we deserve.” ― The Perks of Being a Wallflower

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Don’t settle for second best.

12. “Intelligence without naps is a bird without wings.” ― Salvador Dali

Although wingless birds would probably be adorable.

13. “To nap is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.” ― Oscar Wilde

Go forth and nap!

14. “Tis better to have napped and lost, than to have never napped at all.” ― Alfred Lord Tennyson

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Because at least you’re rested.

15. “The nap is mightier than the sword.” ― Edward Bulwer Lytton

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A nap is a very powerful thing to waste.

16. “Not all who nap are lost” ― J.R.R. Tolkien

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They are quite happy where they are, thank you very much.

17. “Eighty percent of success is naps.” ― Woody Allen

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The other 20% is snacks.

18. “A napper lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never naps lives only one.” ― George R.R. Martin

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Bet certain people would still be alive if they had only napped through the Red Wedding…

19. “If you’re going through hell take a nap.” ― Winston Churchill

Can’t hurt right?

20. “To nap, or not to nap: that is the question.” ― William Shakespeare

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Correct answer: to nap.

21. “In three words I can sum up everything I know about naps: They go on.” ― Robert Frost

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And on and on and on, they’re great really.

22. “Success is the ability to go from one nap to another with no loss of enthusiasm” ― Winston Churchill

Go from nap to nap with joy in your heart!

23. “Nap First. Think later. It’s the natural order.” ― Samuel Beckett

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Eating is probably third on the list of things to do. FYI.

24. “Always nap when you can. It is cheap medicine.” ― Lord Byron

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Much cheaper than store-brand advil, that’s for certain.

25. “All life is a nap. The more naps you take the better.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson

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These aren’t the pillows you’re looking for.

26. “If you love naps, don’t waste naps, for naps are what life is made of ” ― Bruce Lee

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And honestly who would argue with Bruce Lee? No one (to his face).

27. “Life is not measured by the numbers of naps you take, but the naps that take your breath away.” ― Anonymous

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Hitch’s second cousin “Sleeps” probably said this.

28. “Naps beyond measure are man’s greatest treasure.” ― Ravenclaw House Motto

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Ravenclaws are rarely wrong.

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