This burger DEFINITELY contains salmonella.
They call it “funemployment” for a reason.
Just because you can't eat chocolate doesn't mean you can't indulge.
Stop everything and get acquainted with your new dream pet: the quokka.
He will probably win, though. Because he will blind you with his effing cuteness.
Just when we thought this week couldn’t get any more traumatic.
An unidentified human rubs this little guy down to "Sexual Healing." Mmmm.
You've been mixing them up for years. And frankly, they're sick of it.
They say those late-night Cheez-Its go straight to your hind legs. But they're just SO GOOOOD.
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