I know I asked for this and she's just doing her job but I HATE HER SO MUCH.
"I'm just a girl with lumps at all the right/wrong places! You don't get to decide."
BRB, calling my parents and apologising for every stupid thing I've said and done, whilst also shedding tears in copious amounts.
From internet slang to Snapchat filters, we made him do it all.
I don't think my skin colour even made it to the shade card, tbh.
"I've been kicked in the balls quite often. THIS IS WORSE."
"Sometimes I wish I had soft skin too."
*Actually considers getting married*
"Shine responsibly you crazy diamond."
"I went to Bombay with 100 rupees."