You’re an enigmatic art form with covetable cheekbones and clavicle that makes birds sing.
Mmmm I love the smell of your musk.
Roses are gross, violets are too, sugar is actually repulsive, I hate you and you and you.
They answer with their eyes.
Follow these simple rules and you’ll soon feel like your youthful, wrinkle-free former self who has yet to be hardened by the world or traumatized by twerking.