1. Buy Valentine's Day cards and use them as kindling.
2. Book a table for yourself and ruin everyone's dinner.
3. Go to the local shops and "accidentally" drop and trample on each box of chocolates.
4. When your Facebook friends post pictures of all the gifts they receive, retaliate by commenting with an embarrassing story from their past.
5. Stand outside the flower shop singing 'Every Rose Has Its Thorn.'
6. Post flyers throughout your neighbourhood to remind the smitten sweethearts that STD's don't sleep.
7. Start a campaign to save the bears.
8. Play a drinking game to 'Love Actually.'
9. Cause a lover's quarrel
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