1. How are you so cute?
2. Why won't you stop meowing?
3. Can you please do something cool so I can make you famous?
4. Why is this world so unfair?
5. What do I have to do to make you love me?
6. Can we switch lives?
7. What's going on in that fluffy little head of yours?
8. Does destroying everything I love make you feel good?
9. Where are you hiding?
10. Why are you so obsessed with my toes?
11. Do you realize that I've made you everything you are?
12. Are you mad at me because of what happened at the vet today?
13. What's it like being related to Simba?
14. Are you seriously going to judge me right now?
15. Do you ever miss your brothers and sisters?
16. What do you think of JLaw's haircut?
17. Who's my special kitty?
18. Why aren't you purring?
19. What happened in here?!?
20. I'm sorry. Is that what you want me to say?
21. You wouldn't eat my body if I died, would you?
22. What do you like better: Me or food?
23. You were traumatizing the neighbors again, weren't you?
24. Who would you rather have on a deserted island with you: Garfield or Hello Kitty?
25. You know you're my best buddy, right?
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