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Posted on Mar 10, 2015

17 "Would You Rather" Questions That Are Impossible To Answer

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Submitted by India Laurence (Facebook)

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    Smell like poop and not know it
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    Constantly be smelling poop that nobody else can smell

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    Eat only roadkill for the rest of my life
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    Have everyone else in the world sound like Gilbert Gottfried

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Submitted by meaghanhannah

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    Have taste buds on my butthole
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    Poop through my mouth

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Submitted by Miranda Hagins (Facebook)

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    Always have to say everything on my mind
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    Never be able to speak again

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Submitted by India Lawrence (Facebook)

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    Be itchy for the rest of my life
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    Be sticky for the rest of my life

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Submitted by Patrick Gaughan (Facebook)

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    Eat a bowl of vomit
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    Lick a hobo’s foot

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Submitted by David Schoffner (Facebook)

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    Go through life with a perpetual cold sore on my mouth
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    Go through life with a booger hanging from my nose

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Submitted by Isla Louise Jackson (Facebook)

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    Watch my parents have sex every day for the rest of my life
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    Join in once to stop it

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Submitted by Jessi B. Love (Facebook)

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    Smell like eggs when I burp
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    Have a green cloud appear when I fart

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Submitted by KaylaYandoli

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    Have the hiccups for the rest of my life
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    Always feel like I have to sneeze but not be able to

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Submitted by SpencerAlthouse

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    Only be able to listen to Nickelback songs
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    Reread all 56 pages of iTunes’ terms and conditions, every day for the rest of my life

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Submitted by alextheawesome (Tumblr)

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    Live like a king but have no friends and family
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    Be homeless with my friends and family

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Submitted by ikrn (Tumblr)

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    Eat a potato and feel its pain
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    Be a potato

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Submitted by cest-la-merde (Tumblr)

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    Have vaginas for ears
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    Have penises for fingers

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Submitted by Machneas

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    Have sex with a goat and no one would know
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    Not have sex with a goat but have everyone think I did

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Submitted by thelastfukboi (Tumblr)

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    Pry off my thumbnail with a fork
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    Put a toothpick under my big toenail and kick a wall

17. Would you rather...

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Submitted by loveisashoutintothevoid (Tumblr)

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    Know when I'm going to die
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    Know how I'm going to die

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