We recently asked members of the BuzzFeed Community and Tumblr to tell us the hardest "would you rather" question they can think of.
Here are the painstaking questions.
1. Would you rather...

Universal Pictures
Submitted by India Laurence (Facebook)
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vote votesSmell like poop and not know it
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vote votesConstantly be smelling poop that nobody else can smell
2. Would you rather...

Getty / Paul Zimmerman / Stringer
Submitted by theresmorethanoneofeverything (Tumblr)
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I'd rather...
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vote votesEat only roadkill for the rest of my life
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vote votesHave everyone else in the world sound like Gilbert Gottfried
3. Would you rather...

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Submitted by meaghanhannah
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I'd rather...
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vote votesHave taste buds on my butthole
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vote votesPoop through my mouth
4. Would you rather...

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Submitted by Miranda Hagins (Facebook)
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I'd rather...
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vote votesAlways have to say everything on my mind
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vote votesNever be able to speak again
5. Would you rather...

Thinkstock / Piotr Marcinski
Submitted by India Lawrence (Facebook)
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I'd rather...
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vote votesBe itchy for the rest of my life
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vote votesBe sticky for the rest of my life
6. Would you rather...

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Submitted by Patrick Gaughan (Facebook)
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I'd rather...
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vote votesEat a bowl of vomit
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vote votesLick a hobo’s foot
7. Would you rather...

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Submitted by David Schoffner (Facebook)
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I'd rather...
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vote votesGo through life with a perpetual cold sore on my mouth
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vote votesGo through life with a booger hanging from my nose
8. Would you rather...

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Submitted by Isla Louise Jackson (Facebook)
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I'd rather...
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vote votesWatch my parents have sex every day for the rest of my life
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vote votesJoin in once to stop it
9. Would you rather...

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Submitted by Jessi B. Love (Facebook)
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I'd rather...
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vote votesSmell like eggs when I burp
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vote votesHave a green cloud appear when I fart
10. Would you rather...

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Submitted by KaylaYandoli
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I'd rather...
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vote votesHave the hiccups for the rest of my life
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vote votesAlways feel like I have to sneeze but not be able to
11. Would you rather...

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Submitted by SpencerAlthouse
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I'd rather...
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vote votesOnly be able to listen to Nickelback songs
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vote votesReread all 56 pages of iTunes’ terms and conditions, every day for the rest of my life
12. Would you rather...

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Submitted by alextheawesome (Tumblr)
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I'd rather...
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vote votesLive like a king but have no friends and family
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vote votesBe homeless with my friends and family
13. Would you rather...

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Submitted by ikrn (Tumblr)
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I'd rather...
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vote votesEat a potato and feel its pain
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vote votesBe a potato
14. Would you rather...

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Submitted by cest-la-merde (Tumblr)
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I'd rather...
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vote votesHave vaginas for ears
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vote votesHave penises for fingers
15. Would you rather...

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Submitted by Machneas
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I'd rather...
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vote votesHave sex with a goat and no one would know
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vote votesNot have sex with a goat but have everyone think I did
16. Would you rather...

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Submitted by thelastfukboi (Tumblr)
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I'd rather...
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vote votesPry off my thumbnail with a fork
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vote votesPut a toothpick under my big toenail and kick a wall
17. Would you rather...

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Submitted by loveisashoutintothevoid (Tumblr)
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I'd rather...
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vote votesKnow when I'm going to die
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vote votesKnow how I'm going to die