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    Smell like poop and not know it
    Constantly be smelling poop that nobody else can smell

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    Smell like poop and not know it
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    Constantly be smelling poop that nobody else can smell
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    Eat only roadkill for the rest of my life
    Have everyone else in the world sound like Gilbert Gottfried

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    Eat only roadkill for the rest of my life
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    Have everyone else in the world sound like Gilbert Gottfried
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    Have taste buds on my butthole
    Poop through my mouth

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    Have taste buds on my butthole
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    Poop through my mouth
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    Always have to say everything on my mind
    Never be able to speak again

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    Always have to say everything on my mind
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    Never be able to speak again
  1. I'd rather...

    Be itchy for the rest of my life
    Be sticky for the rest of my life

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    Be itchy for the rest of my life
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    Be sticky for the rest of my life
  1. I'd rather...

    Eat a bowl of vomit
    Lick a hobo’s foot

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    Eat a bowl of vomit
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    Lick a hobo’s foot
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    Go through life with a perpetual cold sore on my mouth
    Go through life with a booger hanging from my nose

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    Go through life with a perpetual cold sore on my mouth
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    Go through life with a booger hanging from my nose
  1. I'd rather...

    Watch my parents have sex every day for the rest of my life
    Join in once to stop it

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    Watch my parents have sex every day for the rest of my life
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    Join in once to stop it
  1. I'd rather...

    Smell like eggs when I burp
    Have a green cloud appear when I fart

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    Smell like eggs when I burp
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    Have a green cloud appear when I fart
  1. I'd rather...

    Have the hiccups for the rest of my life
    Always feel like I have to sneeze but not be able to

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    Have the hiccups for the rest of my life
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    Always feel like I have to sneeze but not be able to
  1. I'd rather...

    Only be able to listen to Nickelback songs
    Reread all 56 pages of iTunes’ terms and conditions, every day for the rest of my life

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    Only be able to listen to Nickelback songs
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    Reread all 56 pages of iTunes’ terms and conditions, every day for the rest of my life
  1. I'd rather...

    Live like a king but have no friends and family
    Be homeless with my friends and family

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    Live like a king but have no friends and family
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    Be homeless with my friends and family
  1. I'd rather...

    Eat a potato and feel its pain
    Be a potato

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    Eat a potato and feel its pain
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    Be a potato
  1. I'd rather...

    Have vaginas for ears
    Have penises for fingers

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    Have vaginas for ears
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    Have penises for fingers
  1. I'd rather...

    Have sex with a goat and no one would know
    Not have sex with a goat but have everyone think I did

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    Have sex with a goat and no one would know
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    Not have sex with a goat but have everyone think I did
  1. I'd rather...

    Pry off my thumbnail with a fork
    Put a toothpick under my big toenail and kick a wall

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    Pry off my thumbnail with a fork
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    Put a toothpick under my big toenail and kick a wall
  1. I'd rather...

    Know when I'm going to die
    Know how I'm going to die

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    Know when I'm going to die
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    Know how I'm going to die

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