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17 "Would You Rather" Questions That Are Impossible To Answer

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1. Would you rather...

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    Smell like poop and not know it
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    Constantly be smelling poop that nobody else can smell
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    Smell like poop and not know it
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    Constantly be smelling poop that nobody else can smell

2. Would you rather...

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    Eat only roadkill for the rest of my life
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    Have everyone else in the world sound like Gilbert Gottfried
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    Eat only roadkill for the rest of my life
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    Have everyone else in the world sound like Gilbert Gottfried

3. Would you rather...

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Submitted by meaghanhannah

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    Have taste buds on my butthole
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    Poop through my mouth
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    Have taste buds on my butthole
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    Poop through my mouth

4. Would you rather...

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Submitted by Miranda Hagins (Facebook)

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    Always have to say everything on my mind
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    Never be able to speak again
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    Always have to say everything on my mind
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    Never be able to speak again

5. Would you rather...

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Submitted by India Lawrence (Facebook)

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    Be itchy for the rest of my life
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    Be sticky for the rest of my life
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    Be itchy for the rest of my life
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    Be sticky for the rest of my life

6. Would you rather...

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Submitted by Patrick Gaughan (Facebook)

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    Eat a bowl of vomit
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    Lick a hobo’s foot
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    Eat a bowl of vomit
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    Lick a hobo’s foot

7. Would you rather...

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Submitted by David Schoffner (Facebook)

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    Go through life with a perpetual cold sore on my mouth
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    Go through life with a booger hanging from my nose
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    Go through life with a perpetual cold sore on my mouth
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    Go through life with a booger hanging from my nose

8. Would you rather...

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Submitted by Isla Louise Jackson (Facebook)

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    Watch my parents have sex every day for the rest of my life
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    Join in once to stop it
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    Watch my parents have sex every day for the rest of my life
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    Join in once to stop it

9. Would you rather...

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Submitted by Jessi B. Love (Facebook)

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    Smell like eggs when I burp
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    Have a green cloud appear when I fart
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    Smell like eggs when I burp
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    Have a green cloud appear when I fart

10. Would you rather...

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Submitted by KaylaYandoli

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    Have the hiccups for the rest of my life
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    Always feel like I have to sneeze but not be able to
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    Have the hiccups for the rest of my life
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    Always feel like I have to sneeze but not be able to

11. Would you rather...

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Submitted by SpencerAlthouse

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    Only be able to listen to Nickelback songs
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    Reread all 56 pages of iTunes’ terms and conditions, every day for the rest of my life
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    Only be able to listen to Nickelback songs
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    Reread all 56 pages of iTunes’ terms and conditions, every day for the rest of my life

12. Would you rather...

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    Live like a king but have no friends and family
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    Be homeless with my friends and family
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    Live like a king but have no friends and family
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    Be homeless with my friends and family

13. Would you rather...

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    Eat a potato and feel its pain
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    Be a potato
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    Eat a potato and feel its pain
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    Be a potato

14. Would you rather...

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    Have vaginas for ears
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    Have penises for fingers
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    Have vaginas for ears
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    Have penises for fingers

15. Would you rather...

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    Have sex with a goat and no one would know
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    Not have sex with a goat but have everyone think I did
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    Have sex with a goat and no one would know
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    Not have sex with a goat but have everyone think I did

16. Would you rather...

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    Pry off my thumbnail with a fork
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    Put a toothpick under my big toenail and kick a wall
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    Pry off my thumbnail with a fork
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    Put a toothpick under my big toenail and kick a wall

17. Would you rather...

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    Know when I'm going to die
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    Know how I'm going to die
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    Know when I'm going to die
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    Know how I'm going to die

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