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25 Jokes That Are So Corny And Stupid, They're Actually Good

I dare you not to laugh.

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We asked the BuzzFeed Community for their favorite corny jokes. Can you make it through this post without laughing?

1. What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman?

2. What do you call fake spaghetti?

3. What did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to evict her?

4. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

5. What do you call Irish furniture?

6. Why did the mushroom go to the party?

7. Why did the farmer win an award?

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8. How do you make a tissue dance?

9. What do you call birds that stick together?

10. What do sea monsters eat?

11. What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?

12. What do you call a factory that sells good products?

13. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

14. What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

15. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

16. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur??

17. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

18. What did one hat say to the other hat?

19. What do you call a singing computer?

20. What's brown and sticky?

21. What has four wheels and flies?

22. What do you call someone who sells themselves in exchange for spaghetti?

23. What did the ocean say to the shore?

24. What do you call a seagull that flies over a bay?

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25. And what did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

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