Back away from the vodka. It may be Singles Awareness Day, but there is no need to chug straight from the bottle.
Or, in the famous words of Aurora, "WHOA. Excuse me, but what part of me sleeping here alone implied consent?"
You've seen them as goths, punks, pin-up girls, and even as men- but you've never seen them like this before.
Every geek can be a little bit of a neckbeard. See how you fare on this quiz!
We know you're reading them in her voice. It's okay.