You own a fedora.You own a trilby.You know the difference between the two.You consider yourself a nice guy/girl.You believe you have been friend-zoned at some point in your life.It's because he/she was superficial.You consider yourself a true gentleman/lady.You have referred to a woman as "m'lady."You have referred to a man as "good sir."You consider yourself quite chivalrous.You have a code of honor based on the medieval knights' Code of Chivalry.You have a code of honor based on Bushidō.You LOVE anime.You own replica katanas, nunchaku, or shuriken for strictly decorative purposes.You have used the term "waifu" or "husbando."You have a body pillow of your waifu or husbando.You own wall scrolls/posters and figurines of your waifu or husbando.You LOVE "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic."You own posters, and figurines of MLP characters.You have attended an anime or MLP convention.You have scoffed at cosplayers with risqué outfits.You are an atheist.You are an angry atheist, and go out of your way to belittle those who follow a religion.You refer to Christianity and other religions as "fairy tails."... and they deserve it for being so weak-minded.You consider yourself to be enlightened by your intelligence.It makes you feel euphoric.Richard Dawkins is your idol.Bill Nye, Neil deGrasse Tyson, and Carl Sagan are up there, too.You think modern pop culture is what's wrong with society today.You disdain the likes of Kanye West, Miley Cyrus, and other pop culture figures.You feel that people who follow them tend to be stupid and/or superficial.You have used the term "sheeple" seriously.You have used the phrase "wake up" seriously (in a political/derogatory way.)You have used those two terms in the same sentence.You have "trolled" someone.You said you were "just trolling" in order to save face after getting flamed.You have corrected someone's grammar on the internet.You have done so to discredit their argument.You needed to discredit their argument because they were winning a debate.You seek out arguments and debates online.You have posted on 4chan.You have posted on /b/.You have posted porn on /b/.You LOVE Doritos.You LOVE Mountain Dew.You have combined them with other foods (i.e. Mountain Dew marinated chicken, Doritos sundae.)You play MMORPGs.You devote 6+ hours daily to MMORPGs.You have used the term "filthy casual" seriously.You feel that people who only play casual games shouldn't call themselves gamers.You are a part of the PC Masterrace.You have used the term "console peasant" seriously.You know what a D10 is.You know what "DM" stands for."Gaea's Cradle" means something to you.You collect airsoft/paintball/NERF guns.You have been a victim of misandry.You have used the term "white knight" seriously.You have questioned someone (male or female) on their knowledge of geeky/gaming subjects.You hate something (movie, game, etc.) for lacking realistic physics.You have severely criticized said thing on the internet.You hate something (movie, game, etc.) for not being 100% true to the source material.You have detailed the publisher/director's wrongdoing on the internet.You hate something (movie, game, etc.) for having a single plot hole.You have belittled said thing's fanbase on the internet because of that.You have flamed someone for asking a stupid question online.You identify as a Libertarian.(If yes) You don't know what TANSTAAFL stands for.(If yes) You have no idea how the two are related.Someone has called you a "neckbeard" on the internet.You physically have hair on your neck.
This is a tongue-in-cheek quiz and not to be taken seriously! If we geeks and gamers can't laugh at ourselves every once in a while, what do we have? Besides, everyone should be able to check at least one thing off of the list. Doritos are f'n tasty.