20 Ways It Pays To Be A Grammar Nerd

    An Oxford professor says we need to chill out about apostrophes. Here's why he's so wrong.

    Simon Horobin, an English professor at Magdalen College, Oxford, asked the audience at the Telegraph Hay Festival: Do we really need the apostrophe?

    He added that "sometimes we have to accept spellings change".

    This was always likely to make pedants everywhere livid.

    Burn him! MT “@sarahknapton: Prof Simon Horobin at Hay Festival asks “Is the apostrophe so crucial to the preservation of our society?”

    Andrew Trotman

    @TeleTrotman

    Burn him! MT “@sarahknapton: Prof Simon Horobin at Hay Festival asks “Is the apostrophe so crucial to the preservation of our society?”

    And sure enough, grammar Nazis were immediately out in force.

    Its [sic] depressing to hear this from an Oxford professor via @Telegraph http://t.co/op6nhtVD03

    Tim Walker

    @ThatTimWalker

    Its [sic] depressing to hear this from an Oxford professor via @Telegraph http://t.co/op6nhtVD03

    This Oxford academic, Simon Horobin, clearly doesn't like standards. Or efficiency. #foreverpedantic

    T Portilho-Shrimpton

    @Selkie

    This Oxford academic, Simon Horobin, clearly doesn't like standards. Or efficiency. #foreverpedantic

    1. You know what? They're right. Grammar is important. Forgetting a simple apostrophe can lead to this.

    2. And this.

    3. And (shudder) all these.

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    6. It's important to get your commas right, too.

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    15. And don't just add quotation marks because you feel like it, you just sound sarcastic.

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    18. And don't even get me started on overusing exclamation marks.

    19. This article sums it up nicely.

    20. So remember, be careful with your grammar. It really does a difference.