5. And this oversharer of few words.
9. This creepy-ass stuff.
Some grade-A boy syrup for your lean man bacon?
11. This ill-advised title that made it all the way to the presses.
13. This truly terrifying sign.
(Um. Would commas even help here?)
16. This fashion faux pas.
17. The questionable safety of this room.
Let’s get real: $900 is a small price to pay in NYC to sleep with one eye open.
18. This poor guy who may or may not have E. coli.
22. This scary human who has prepared something equally as frightening as his side dish.
23. THIS DREAM SCENE.
We <3 you, baby seals. And commas.